Pee-wee Herman, Rogue Cows & CIA Mike | Episode 1076

And I was like, baby, I forgot. You know what I mean? It was this. Did you not Google it? No, I have it. I know I didn't Google because I wanted to watch the movie, like. No, I mean like, did you Google it so that you could figure out what movie it was? No no no. Watch it. We had a conversation and I forgot to tell it. Like I forgot to tell her, like, hey, you got to watch. We got to watch this movie that has large margin and it'll it'll be better explain what you watch the movie and then, like, I don't know, we can still went by. Layla was like, dad, what was that movie you was talking about?

And I was like, maybe I don't even remember what the fuck we were talking about. You know what I mean? I couldn't tell you what we talked about yesterday. So, you know, now. But now I know. And now I know. It's half the battle. Exactly. Yeah. We're going to watch pee Wee man. We get a chance to play pee wee. Big event. He was the fucking man. Shout out to fucking pee wee. You know, pee wee, when he got paid off in his big adventure, bought a house in the Hollywood Hills for 400 K and it was just put on the market for $5 million. God damn motherfucking. Gangster though.

People walked up into the old boys house. What a nigga was in the big ass pool tub playing with the fucking goddamn battleships. Walked in with the suit into the water and whipped his ass. Fred. Motherfucking break. Yeah, I mean, that motherfucker, they give a fuck. Yeah, I'm going over this motherfucker's house. I know he has my bite. You upstairs in the bath. Cool. Clarence, I'm fucking you up. Baby. But even boy screamed when he saw the fucking pants coming to water. Yeah. Peewee is so spectacular. Like, the older I get, the more I appreciate pee wee Herman and what he was doing. Because he was all that shit, man, that ball fucking bad.

You couldn't tell people nothing in that bitch. Well, plus, like, even his, like, post pee wee career, you know, dude, he wasn't being pee wee anymore. He was still doing some bad ass. He was in fucking. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, he made. He was in the buffet of Vampire Slayer movie. He was in Beverly Hills Cop. He was a fucking. He's not surge. No, no, no, that's not him. He was in a Blues Brothers. He was. He was the motherfucker. He was. He was a server. Yeah. At the restaurant he said, you know, we have a 39 or whatever. And he was. And they were like, that'll be fine. And he just made a face and walked away.

Yeah. He was in a number of things because of his ability to make a face and not say anything. I heard I saw that during the documentary. They were saying that he got a lot of parts from just sort of being background character, funny face. But he was gangster and fucking that motherfucking movie right there. People don't understand how gangster people was. Like, he walked into a bar and was ready to whip his ass, but he made everybody dance to the killer. He made the Pee-Wee Herman dance and the. Dance. Him the high heeled shoes. Yeah. And he did the thing about. The way the people he heard her dance with the.

And then was like, yo, you the bad pee wee, throw his ass on the motorcycle. And. So, yeah, I know what I mean. Like. He was a special character. He had the breakers ride with him, the truckers, the motherfuckers from the circus, the dude that fucking broke out of jail. He was rolling with that one. Fucking. Yeah. That's the thing. Peewee never discriminated. People would do the right thing. Like, remember what? We had to go up into the fucking pet shop. Yeah. He left. He left the snakes until the very end. Kept looking at the buffet. He finally. Got him. I got to get the dogs and cats and everybody else out.

He's like day. That was the best. He comes out with like two handfuls of snakes and just screams and falls down and lets him down. Pew is the best there. Fucking Donnie just kept trying to throw that thing out of man. Donnie wasn't all that thing. Fucking peewee. Yeah, it's all about daddy. I'm worried about my bike. Daddy. Daddy was trying to get you down. That thing, pee wee. Hold on. Fuck that bike, all that thing. Yeah. You know, but we. I'm like, the great thing about all that stuff is it's like a lot of those characters are just children being played by adults. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like Pee-Wee's clearly a child, but he's being played by an adult.

Yeah. And it's just. But you know that, like, all that started that was him in a stage show. I. Believe it. It was a stage show in the stage show was based on. He was like trying to hook the mailman up with some chick. They might have been on the TV show later. Yeah, but he was trying to help this couple fall in love. And he made a deal with the genie to be able to fly if he could pull it off. So at the end, he, like, gets this couple together. And then since it was a stage show, he had like, you know, they blacked out the stage and he put like a little thing on his back that looked like his body.

And then his head was just walking around on stage like I'm flying. Yeah, yeah. You know like just really sad. Never seen people. Simplicity stuff. The stage shit. Yeah. Like, I think people from the playhouse. Well, they they had a stage show on Comedy Central at one point way back in the day. And that's when I realized as a youngster like, oh, shit, there's more to peewee than just that Playhouse shit. Yeah. You know, because he was like, doing, like, a stage show. And that's where the whole concept brewed up for the kids show. Yeah, because a lot of people forget Laurence Fishburne was the cowboy on that motherfucker. Paul Mooney was the genie. Yeah. I mean, like, people don't understand Paul Mooney was that.

I didn't know that that was Paul. Yeah, that was Paul Mooney. Nice. See, Pee-Wee gets cooler the more you learn about him. Yeah, like, because he was around with all them comedians back there. Yeah. Yeah, that was a that was a different time to be alive. And he bought like the thing that really kills it is like the plot of land he bought. Like he bought this perfect peace. Like I would love to live where he lived. Oh, I would love to have that $5 million house. And I don't even want to live in California or LA or anything. But if I was going to man that spot he had, he could see the Hollywood sign.

He could see all of the hills. He's like up there high up. And like, he had like, this perfect little triangulated pool and probably like three acres or something, but, like. See, I was telling somebody the other day, like, man, California is not where I want to go because they got too much shit out there. Like way too much shit. You got you got earthquakes, mudslides, fires, snow. Yeah. You got the deep snow up in the mountains because I seen that shit from the guys that come over here. Nevada. Yeah. Drought. Yeah. I mean, you got too much shit that can happen to you out there. That hurricanes that can come off the Pacific.

You know what I mean? Those are supposedly stronger than the ones off Atlantic. You got blood, you got cramps, you got Hells Angels, you got Mongols. You got a fucking. What is it? You got all that shit out there. All the gangs. It's all. And then you got a whole fucking section. Just straight. Homeless people call Skid Row. Like it's just. This is where they go. Like that Victorville that I stayed in for a week, man. They had three federal penitentiaries there. And like, one of the largest populations like, probably in the world. And a lot of it's because people get out of the prison and they don't go anywhere.

They don't have a place. To go, nowhere to go. So they. Just goddamn. They just wander over under a bridge, fight it out with the other people that are homeless over there. The homeless is wild. Out there. I heard, like I've seen the shit. There was like, I think a documentary on Skid Row. And when I was younger, I thought Skid Row was like, you know, some part of a present or some shit. Didn't know that it was actually a fucking area that is called this, where fucking all the homeless people are at out there. Like, I'm like, damn, this is when you think about this is this is America.

You got a whole fucking place. Well, and they've had that for a long time. It's been there for a hot minute. Yeah. I mean. It's just taking over a really large swath now. Yeah. But I knew a guy when I was growing up that worked for my dad and he was from LA and he was like, he said the back of the day, they used to go and buy, like, they get like $2 worth of nickels, they get a rolling nickels and they go down to the fucking, they go down to Skid Row. Yeah. And you would take a handful of nickels and throw them, and the homeless people would come out and fight over them because they thought they were quarters.

Oh, man. And they would literally fight in the streets over to Nichols. That's fucked out. Hey, that's a douche move, right? That's how they that's just how they entertain themselves. They go to Skid Row and make the homeless. People I see. I couldn't do that. That's fucked up right there, man, because it's like, yo, these are people, you know, because everybody's like one check one three. One fentanyl. They're two fentanyl up now to fight over. Yeah yeah yeah yeah I've seen the shit. What's up man. There was one man. There's these motherfuckers I've seen that go around. There was one dude. He was, he was. He looked like he was gone.

Like he was laid out, mouth wide open. They poured water. Did this motherfucker. Like he was about to drown. You know, he wakes up like, what the fuck? You know, I always make sure you're good, but then you had these other cats do the same shit. They're laughing. Dude, I'm like, yo, y'all can really kill somebody doing that shit, man. Are you motherfuckers really stupid? Shit we used to do back in the day. You used to have to hold your breath, and then you used to fucking. Yeah, people would do that. Bumps are the fucking chassis shit. Yeah, yeah. You know, time for the tree right there in front of the house.

Every time. That one yard. Just being a kid. You can't say that because, I mean, we beat each other's asses. Yeah, beating the brakes off each other because it's your birthday. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What happened to you, man? I turned 15 yesterday, man. Yeah, yeah. By the time this one. Dropped on. Me limping around. By the time this episode drops, I'll be 45 birthdays on Wednesday. Happy birthday, big money. Appreciate it. It motherfucking damn. That goes. As the world turns. Yup. Getting older, I guess. Yesterday was national Stripper day was a stripper day. Because this morning. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, National Stripper Day. Didn't know that. Out to the strippers. Is this this is the game an hour, right?

We got it. This is. This is the day of buddy of mine got married. Shut up, my boy. Rob. He got he got married. We woke up and it was like, you got to be out the hotel by 11, but it's. It's only ten. Ten. It's not 11. Oh, shit. I got another hour. Continental. I start fucking scoot down the road. I'm like, God damn. Hold on. Sorry. 1:00, man. Listen to my fucking joke. That's a hold on, man. I thought I'd just laugh at 11 or something, man. It can't be. It can't be one. Let me turn it down a little bit. We get back in the 80s. Back in the 80s?

Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm trying to make up for speed and shit. Slingshot engaged. You know what I mean? Hold on. Fucking listen. I'll be down. So shout out Harvest black dropped a new record. You got about seven tracks, about 20 minutes long. All right. Harvest. So that's what's been playing in the background. So you know. Give it bro. Have check them out. Wherever the river flows. Well he got a nice anal baseball with that one. Oh, my God, I can't save my soul. Let me go, let me go, let me go! I'm a century knock. No. Yeah. That's a truck right there rattling. No, no. Only God can save my soul.

Fucking sloppy seconds. For the record came the record. I've been reckless. Massive. Next slide off on my checklist. Bus stereo slapping jail to get a pearl necklace. Grade a top shelf. What's that? You. What's your bets? Go on and on. You. Dallas. Dallas fucking. You think Dallas is going to win? Nah, I had I had him. Well yeah, I think so. But I got, I got Williams scoring. Well I had him scoring. You know what's great I don't even know who that is. I think because I don't pay attention to Dallas like. I. I couldn't tell you who or who's who on a team anymore right now. Yeah, I. Got nothing besides the game. Game?

The Tampa Bay game sold me to that game was shit. Well they didn't. They beat the Lambda because they were winning when I came. Back to win. See, I love it, man. I'm totally disconnected. I don't know nothing about. It to win, but they ain't even score. Aren't the Vikings undefeated? They were. I think they got beat today. Okay. They were getting beat when I came in when I, when I went upstairs. They were playing y'all weren't they. No no we got green Bay whooped our ass on the Monday night. Are y'all green Bay. Who was they just playing? I know they were losing when I came in. They were losing.

So I don't know. I couldn't tell you, but the Vikings might end up getting getting their first loss of the season today because, I mean, they've been fucking dominating. Like they're just like saying Freeman killing motherfuckers except for fucking Atlanta. Well the Vikings might just do it all. And then the Jews bet on them is going to be real sweet when they win the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. I'm saying we're going Sizzler, bro. Win the whole thing. Dog juice bets going to kill it and we're going to Sizzler. Because that motherfucker, that was one of them. Hey, just put it out there and see what happens. Absolutely. I told you, somebody is going to be at least in the hunt at some point that you wouldn't expect it.

And that's going to be long odds. Yeah. Yeah. 6 to 1. Who is that? Who that play today. What are you talking about? You're trying to find out who what who. They also the Vikings did. Lose their sex. And I guess that. There you go. Yeah. No, they were losing. I can't remember who the fuck they played, though. How much? I mean, the Titans. They play Detroit Lions. Beat them. All right. Go ahead. Detroit 15 to 19. 15 to 19. That was a score. Yeah that was a little scoring game. Yeah they tried. I got the fucking I got my one boss man. He'd be all he's like a fucking pencil pusher man.

Knows everything, you know? I mean, one of those motherfuckers. But just like everything with the code and all the other shit, he. He was sitting up their lunch. He asked me some shit, like, where, where can I find blah, blah, blah in the book. I said, bro, I ain't looked at that thing since 2006. I don't. I don't know what the fuck. You know what I mean? We went cold. I remember that shit. I said, bro, I don't remember from what, eight, two days ago? I said, I know, you know, when you took fucking Jessica to your fucking first middle school dance in seventh grade. What fucking tie you were wearing?

You know what I mean? What's your fucking mom made you for dinner? I know you know all that, bro. I said, I don't even know. About the. Code, you know? I mean, let alone the fucking code. You know what I mean? In my job, in my eyes again. Why the fuck that's above me, motherfucker? There's other people building this shit. That should be designed to code. I'm actually put it together. I put it together. Picture you game, right? You could have put it together. I'll put it together for the picture. You don't know what to. Call the other bullshit. Yeah. That's what you pay all these other motherfuckers for it.

That's not what you pay me for. You pay me to make the picture of reality, bro. How the fuck you got the picture? I don't. Give a fuck, right, right, right. I don't give a fuck either. Because if it's wrong, they'll change the picture and I'll make it look like that instead. This one of these other motherfuckers who's got a super higher education other than me, like, like called a degree. One of you that. Should already be figuring out before you give me the motherfucking information. I'm like, so I know you say that's my job and it's not the other, but I don't give a fuck about that, bro. Hold on.

This boss you been working with for how long? Six weeks. I've been working with him for. Well, he's been out on the job at whole time. He ain't been working on Moscow. He's probably just been. Deal with me. Probably six months. Nine months now. Maybe that should be enough time to figure out not to ask this man what the code is in the book. Well, he. I don't know why he's doing. It, but. Like, I know I'm always talking shit about these fucking foreigners knowing what the fuck they're doing. You know what I mean? So I see things. Okay? He knows what this guy is talking about. He probably know the code. Like I know the code.

Yeah. So, no, you just know what to do. Yeah. You know how to do your job. I know the numbers that I was talking numbers. And if I don't know where to find something, it's called Google. Where is this and code book and, you know, tell me the section. Yeah. There you go. Find a fucking code book. And open it up to that section. It up to the section. Read what it says. I mean, I don't go home and study the book as an electrician every fucking day. Like I said, I ain't looked at that motherfucker since five. So what I was looking at was oh one and right now you're all on 17.

Because it changes. Every every. Couple years. A steady go. Update. Whichever code they're using. Well, and in theory they should be updating what they're doing. But it's never that. Like right now. Like they teaching probably the boys 23. That sounds about right. And like. What we're using is like 1718 type shit. But like in school they're learning like 23. But like I said, I was learning. Oh one yeah. I mean, so anything I learned I'm not anything. There's still some shit that's the same. But there's probably at least more than half the motherfucker that's different. Well, there's basics, right? But there's stuff that changes. And there's everything changes because, you know, I mean, they might realize that had done work like that.

Or this works better than that. We've had 12 fires from now, from doing it like this. And now let's try doing it like this shift for another ten years and see what it does. Typekit know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean. And it's all numbers. Shit. You know what I mean? Like I'm like, bro, that's. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry I had that figured out, bro. Like I said, I'm that's that's shouldn't be up to me to be like, hey, bro. I hit him with 69. It's cold 69. And it's like, I. Don't have page 69. Like it's not. Don't matter anyway. So because if I tell you something fucked up, you still won't tell me.

Get it done. I'm not gonna have time to fucking make it right, because you ain't gonna allow me time to make it right, you know what I mean? We're just gonna fucking do it, and you're going to be like, well, let's try that on the next one. Well, because they provide you with everything, right? Yeah. So like, if you want to change what it is like, you need something else that you don't have. Well, that's a whole. That's a whole shit show cause you got to order different material. Well, right. You know, I mean, then you put that. In the budget. What would be up to code is a different material, and you need to change it on the floor of the building while you're building it.

Like this is already way past where it should have been. Way past. Somebody should have noticed this couple people should already put. This out, you know, prior to getting to me. Right type shit. You know, I'm last guy on the totem pole. You should be provided with. That is needed. And code is not your concern because it's already been considered. You just follow the instructions. Yeah. Don't want to toe. So page two said put x and y, put x and y and now put the. But he that guy he's been dealing. He deals with the other guy a lot because I usually I'm usually running around two everywhere. So my phone either don't work or I just don't hear it in my pocket.

We're feeling ringing and shit. You know what I mean? Vibrate. So he always calls me and he always calls that guy. That other guy left Friday, said out, he ain't. Got no. He got. Back up. Got a call now. Now he's just going to be calling me every day. I told them boys Friday. I said, look, starting Monday I ain't taking no shit from y'all motherfuckers because this guy is leaving. So you already. Said that? The joke I did with five minutes, I got there with him on fucking day, so I ain't dead, y'all fuckers on top of it. All right, so I'm telling you, all right? The fuck now shit together when you come up here Monday.

Because I could be taking those. Yeah. Fuck off. I ain't got time. For one. We got time to deal with it. Yeah, get it figured out, I hear you. They they they come out and they they tell me all you going to you about to get rid of. We're about to get rid of like, half your crew. Hell, that's tragic when they're like, well, could be Friday. It could be December, bro. What? Like what. The fuck? At some point before next year, you're going to have your work force cutting half. Yeah. I'm like, bro, that the hell, man? Oh, I gotta look at this, man. And so it could be this Friday or it could be the next five, you know.

Not sure. Sorry, guys. We might have to let you go here. Just want to give you guys a heads up. That's it. I found out I found out I think Friday morning or Thursday. I think Friday morning I found out the two of the three qualified people that I had were leaving. I'm like. Bro, what? What? Like when they're like today, I'm like, God damn. Man, I. Appreciate that. You know what I mean? But you're supposed to have certain numbers like you're supposed to have, like, like a guy knows what he's doing. Well, one. And one, like, you got a guy who's been to school like electrician, and then he got his helper paper shit.

But I'm like, the one the other guy was bitching. He's like this. We gotta change this. I'm like, bro. Then boys already made their mind up. First off, second off, this ain't them numbers that should have never been right, bro. I ain't never had. The right number of since. I've been out this motherfucker, bro. So you're always working from a deficit? Yeah, I'm always down. I'm only I've only ever had, like, one. One actual licensed electrician had, like, seven fucking helpers. Jesus. Damn. Sheesh. Yeah. Probably more than that. Than again. 7 to 8. You know what I mean? So it's like so. It's like. One, one electrician per four guys, but it's really just like me per all eight, because they use this other fucking the trailer as being an electrician type shit, you know, because that's what his title is, even though he's actually not actually doing electrical work.

They just need to see numbers, you know what I mean? They have a technical electrician on hand, but he's not involved with the electrical. He's just a clean boot. So he don't really like work. Like I work like that. But they use him because that's what his title is like. Title. Yeah. You know what I mean. So they can use that in their numbers. They say they have a little. Interest, right, right, right. Without using. Yeah. Whether or not involved in this project, you needed to. There's two I've got two. There's a there's a guy and here's his worker. Even though his workers work with me along with the other three guys, that's like requiring a lion tamer while having no line.

You just put it on a number. I'm like, I'm on the phone. That was like Friday, Friday going to office. And I'm like, hey, I, I, I don't I never read one of these. Like I said, this is another thing that I did back in 2005, you know what I mean? So like, I don't remember none of that shit or obviously not, because when I hooked up, it don't fucking work. I'm like, so we need to order another one, you know what I mean? I was like, but, you know, is there any is there a actual electrical engineer on these premises? Yeah. Somebody he's. Like, get this right here. Is there a degree to individual.

He goes, well, no, I'm an engineer. And I'm like, what about you? He's like, no, I'm this that. I'm this one too. I'm like, all right, well what about you? And he goes, well, I'm mechanical. And I said, we're talking about mechanical and that like air conditioning. He's like, yeah. So we went the wrong fucking trailer, bro. Why? I have to talk to you for the past six months. You ain't even in the right goddamn job, bro. Well, I said. I said, so who the fuck will ask the question? But you're like, well, no, we ain't got one. I'm I'm like, well, we probably should get one. You know, I think we're doing electrical work in this motherfucking place, I don't know.

And then I just left, you know. See, look, just like I told you, all fair with the one guy would be the guy said, man, I'm not technically a tech no more. You just told me to call you. Yeah, yeah, well, I just keep blowing it up till I get it right, then, I guess. I don't know, motherfucker. Like, give me a bunch of these because it's gonna take me a baby, run this shit because other guys, like, where's the drone at, bro? I'm like, bro, it's the only little diagram we got right here. That's it. And so, and the diagram was misleading you because when you put it together to the diagram, it fucking was burning up and it was already burn up.

When we went, we went and hooked it up. So the more we went to test. So I don't know if it already got prior fucked up or if it just came fucked up or we fucked it up. You mean you need another one? You're going to try it again? Yeah, and maybe it'll work and maybe it won't. You keep trying it again. You go to order, but one for you at a time. Yeah, I understand that. The job's done. Like. Like we're all the. We're on the fucking finish and finish the this. Yeah. I'm saying, like. I'm about to say that joint is getting completed. These motherfuckers already, they're already past the point where they're like, everything out. Clear everything out.

Take it out, take it out there. See, my job is fucked up, man. My industry is fucked up because, like, we use the same material on all over the time, right? But they're like, they say we can't use a material that we bought on this job. On a different job. Yeah, because it only can be. Used to be for that job. Yeah, that's because of their expenditure. They want to be able to have each job spend a certain amount of money. But you know they do without material throw away right. To trash. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. They don't take anywhere else like on like job on that. Now we're going to be there talking about that's the kind of wasteful spending I was talking about in government spending.

You company that's that's the company ain't going to do the government. That's the company saying the government says you have to use these for this. Otherwise, you know, you can't reuse them. That's why they're not reusable. You can throw a fucking box on there or without those motherfuckers, you know. You mean. Yeah. You can slide that shit through. But my company says it's a lot cheaper to just toss it and reorder it and recheck it in and inventory it rather just what just happened to see it come in and closed boxes instead. It's more paperwork on top of that. That's that's that part right there. I can't stand that jump because like because I get fucked.

Because now it's like now it's me walking around looking for a boat, you know what I mean? Or like one fucking strap. That could be in eight different places. A whole mile separation between them type shit, you know what I mean? It's like the finders seek type, hide and seek type shit. You know what I mean? Like, I literally went to lose the other day for one bolt. I needed one bolt. Finished my fucking job. I'm. Damn. Dude, I get that. Having worked on cars, I totally understand being like, I need a bolt or I need a piece where there is no. And I had, I had a, I had I had them in the back, like not even as big as a baseball.

And I went, I was like, hey bro, work. Well. My bag. Of bolt, bag of books that was on a shelf. And he's like, oh man, I was told that way. I'm like, bro, what? What is what was that taking up? What was a little like a racquetball sized ball of bolts bothering anybody in a 20ft by eight foot see, type exactly what. He was told he was. What about the rest of this shit, bro? Like, I've been looking at this shit, which I don't even know what the fuck it is. Ever since I've been out here for three. Years, be able to have a surplus store. I would throw this away. Yeah. I mean, you know.

Fuck the reign of boats in her in the bag. Which clearly to me looks like a motherfucker using them. Yeah, you know what I mean. He did what he was told, man. They said, hey, you didn't throw everything on this table away. Dude. Dude, this is a travesty. And it's like, every job, they'll just toss it or. Yeah. Just toss it. And if you put it in, like a locked case with your name on it, they're going to say you're stealing it. Yep. You know, like the stuff they want to throw away. They even if you wanted., Nobody actually like. To see it. Like, the guards don't, like, check any of that shit.

You can load shit up in and out of there and nobody likes. To catch it. Then it would be considered theft, right? If they've got the mind to, they can charge you. Yeah. And you know, what's that? Even worse. But like, at the same time, you should be able to keep all this stuff and reuse it. That's the same shit. Yeah. We're building 40 buildings. Exactly the same way. No, the same building four times in the same yard. And if nothing else, you should have a truck with, like, a few extras of everything. Like, we're going to take ten of these and ten of these and ten of these and ten of these and throw them in here.

Well. That. Makes too much sense. We always might need them. It makes too much. So if we're going to throw away 100 pieces, we're going to put at least 15 each over here. At work because nobody ever communicates. Nobody says, hey, bro, this is the last. See, it's not just my. This is the last chunk. This last. I grabbed the box. There's one left on the shelf. You might want to order one. It's still. Hey, bro. I grabbed the last box two days ago. I'm out now, and I need. I need, like, I ain't got none of it. Yeah, but it's like an hour after I walked till everybody what to do and went to work on.

He already goes dissipates. Get ready to start working on it. And it's like, oh man, that's right. I don't have any fucking boats. So I can't even really I don't even know why I'm over here type seat. And that's the thing, right? It's like, where were you in aggregate, motherfucker? People work and. They get to a point where it's like, you want to do as little work as possible and get back to not doing anything. Yeah. And I'm like, we got I got one task right now. Why wouldn't I make a note about it? Just take it as seriously as I can, because this one task is going to be over three minutes after this other employee could have done the same task.

It got it done sooner because they didn't. They weren't as mindful and trying to make like a note or something to help communicate to the others what's going on here. Right there with that in my shit, because I get the spots and I got go off the notes I have. Right. If you can't find shit because it's the old notes nobody takes. So I've been going through taking out the old notes, putting new ones in because I'm like, for the next guy that comes and has to do this shit, they don't need to be out here walking around this motherfucker's big ass goddamn house, right? Right. Right walking around this goddamn y'all.

But also, you might be the next motherfucker. Exactly. And that's the thing. Make notes about what matters and think who's going to ask what questions exactly? What answers do I need to provide right now? Because I provide those and nothing else. Get the one dude's house. The guys like, what are you doing? I'm trying to find your tank. Like they don't have it in the notes. No, no. That's why I'm walking around you. Y'all. Yeah. He was like, what's over here? Preciate that. I'm gonna go ahead and put it in the notes. He goes, why'd you, you know, park over here? You know, usually they park over here. Sir. I own.

The driveway, so I'm gonna put it in the notes as well. Well, this is how you get here. This is what you got to do to get to this fucking tank here. Bam! There it is. For the next guy. Like this one. Dude, hit me up. He goes, hey, man, what's up with this house here? You put your name in? And I'm like, yeah, because I if I put my name in it, you can call me and I'll tell you exactly what's going on. So that way you don't fuck up. Read me the note. And I'll remember. Saying. Yeah, he told me. He was like, man, don't turn around in this driveway.

Yeah. Don't go to that lady's driveway. She gets pissed off because apparently we've done it too many times. And the time I did it, she happened to stop me and was like, every time y'all come down here, you always go here. I said, man, let me explain something to you. I ain't never been here, but I don't have service. So I'm going off the map. And this map says that these driveways are connected back here she goes. They closed that a long time ago. I appreciate you explain that to me. But now I can explain to you why you see us. Come here. She's like, can you have it some way that these guys can stop doing it?

I can try to stop them, but. I can make, you know, guarantees. Exactly. I'll put it in the notes for you, man. Yeah. She's like, I got dogs out here to run around loose. And I got horses that run around here loose. Okay. That's cool. He really probably shouldn't have horses running around loose. Lady. The dogs. I kind of get it if you got enough space, but lady horses cross the Great Plains. I'm not saying shit to this woman. Horses long way. Horses can go the distance. These horses were really out. And this woman's yard. Walking around with the dogs and shit, like they're all her animals are roaming free.

And I'm like. Okay, I like that. But I just like a big space with a fence all the way around it. Like I don't want my horses to be able to get. I think the where. She was, the streets. The only gate you had was her driveway going in once you got around the corner and up this hill, everything's wide open like it's. It's nothing but mountains. No, like, that's that's kind of nice or whatever, but like, it sounds like, you know, I just like to have. If I got horses, I'm going to have to want them some, some, some in case. They don't get. Out fences so they don't get out to streets or because like, that hurts more than just the horse.

Like if you run into a horse going 65, you know, if the Jew comes over to Hill and hits a horse, that's a bad day for everybody, not just the horse. That's a bad day for the Jew and whoever in the car. I remember seeing cows one time. I seen that cow fucking in on a dirt, a dirt road. It's dark as fuck, man. Is shorty we riding and fucking. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Those look like eyes, you know what I mean? I hit the hobby. It's a fucking cow coming towards the car. I'm like, I'm in my super dad. And I'm like, this ain't going to work.

Like, I just end up going back because I'm like, I don't want this cow to fuck this car up, you know what I mean? Yeah. So I'm just reversing on this dark dirt road. I missed one once on a real road at, like 50 in the El Camino. I was scooting, I was going hard around a turn, and there was one in the other lane, and I went by him, and I mean his ass, you know, hip bone. I missed a hip bone by, like, not much, right where my face was far. Did you just melt it? Yeah. 100%. And, you know, scooting. It was definitely like, the closest to, like, real catastrophe.

But it made it real obvious because that was a big fucking cow. Are they Hughes? Like, it was huge and it was all black. And I didn't notice it till I was literally like close enough to, like, if I had had my arm out, it would have broke off. That's how I was with the one and devil plane that I shot with the ball guy. The mirror missed, but if I was another hand length out from there, it would have hit me. Yeah, it's like this girl home or I was actually going to pick her up and fucking. It was the same. Similar happened to you, but on the way back and I'm like, this cow up.

If it's still there, ass is out in the road. Like, how does a fucking cow get on this road to begin with anyway? You know what I mean, man? I started shooting them off of that paintball gun. That motherfucker turned around. It was a bull. Ready to get some, you dumb ass? I said, fuck this. I ain't getting the car. Put your seatbelt on. Like, what are we going to do? I can't drive backwards on this road. Like, this ain't going to work here. I'm just somebody going to move. By his ass. I, I hit the gas on that ball fucking bad. I was in Colossus back then. My 84 Caprice. Classic shit.

That motherfucker and was floating. That motherfucker started running. I came back and jumped up in the bushes like, please. Good. Thank you. I'll never do this again out. There playing chicken with a bull after shooting it with paintballs. Yeah, you're a fucking idiot. What I thought was, like I said, I had to pay more gun barrel like this motherfucker. Get it to run, do something. Because I. Look, I have had three incidents from cows. The one with the girl, the other one with this girl, and then going to Farmville. There was a whole heard of him right across. The road. She should have known going to a place like Farmville.

Bro was my. First time going to fucking Farmville, yo. Any place called Farmville, you got to be expecting to run into some couch. I figured that much, but I'd never seen a whole herd just on the on on the road. Like, right, right, right right, right. So hawking the horn and shit these motherfuckers don't. Get don't give a damn about you. Not at all. So I'm just sitting there, right? This dude pulls up and he's like, he's, hey, here's me hogging the horn. He gets out his truck. He goes, man, what are you doing? Try and get the cows. Move, man. They ain't moving around. You know? He's like, man, I have to slap in the ass.

I said, what he said, watch. He goes up to the fucking cow, smacks his motherfucking. PA and the one moves and all the rest of them started moving with this cow when she smacked in the ass. I'm like, oh, you can do that. I'm not doing shit like that. Not cows got too much potential kick and. I know they kicked sideways. I'm not getting close to the ass end of a cow. Fuck no. But like in my experience, if I ever get close to a cow, he he moves on. I've never gotten close enough to slap a cow on the only time I've seen him in the fields, like when I was a kid, we'd be out in the fields and they were cows.

If you walked towards them, they walked away from you. Yeah. That's why they weren't moving like I do. They didn't move for a car. They weren't going to move for me walking. Up to it. No, no, they wouldn't have moved. If you had been like, what are you doing, cow? And you had got their attention and walked away with a move, they would have moved. They wouldn't have got out. He smacked that. I would not have snuck up on him and smacked him on the ass. I tell you that much. He didn't even just. He just walked, casually walked on him. SmackDown half? Hell no. They went on about that day. I'm like.

I don't know that cow or that horse or whatever. I'm not going to slapping them on the ass because they can just. Kick the shit out of you, bro. He's a he's. More alert, man. That was one of the funniest parts of movie. She's talking about. You ain't never seen Wild Hogs, bro. There's a scene in it where they they're like, talking about their manhood and they're like, oh man, if you really want to feel alive, you got to slap the cat, slap a bull. And then, like when you talk about one dude jumps in the pen and they slapped him on the ass. The guy takes off running, you know, they're like, oh, that's cool.

And Martin's like, was my turn. Then I'm a slap a small bull on the ass. And the deputy in the town, he goes, they ain't never had nobody's ever done it twice. Because now he's more alert, you know. Don't go in there now. Yeah. That's. It was funny. It was fun. You know, Mark got his ass fucked up in that movie. Yeah. But yeah, that dude, I'm telling you. Yeah. That's that's what I do. I told the girl that I was with at the time, I said, yeah, we are really here in Farmville. Like, this fits the name of this place. Like cows coming across a whole herd of the cows coming across.

That's what I meant. Like what you expect, dog? No. I'm thinking, like, you know, you see, on TV, they got somebody on a horse. Like she heard these motherfuckers on four Wheeler. There was nobody heard these bitches. It was just a whole herd with no herder. They was out there. Yes, that's how it works. Out there. They were just out there. Yeah. Free range. Fucked me. All because I had never seen that before. Real life. Free range cows from Farmville. Yeah, I was thinking Libya ranges from out here. Ain't this some shit? That is some shit. Yeah, that's how we dare. I want to ever slept a cow on the before she went to death row.

I doubt it, but. She. Might have. She's from farm. Farm house. You going to get out of town if they got free roaming farms now? But a little dot on the map. It's just. It literally is farms all over this bitch. And then you got the town with the McDonald's, a hotel and the college. Okay. You know. What I mean. University of Farmville. Nah, it's Longwood, Longwood University, Longwood, Farmville. Okay. And that ratio, the men to women out there is fucking fantastic. When I was younger, like I think it was for every one dude, it was 11 women. That's a pretty good ratio. Yeah, that's a good shit. Hell yeah.

And a lot of them women ended up leaving Farmville after they got out of Longwood. They went to Richmond like when I went down. Richard, I'm seeing the girls that. They were looking for, like dudes. I guess. Who the hell is like, one dude for, like, every couple of dozen of us? I'm looking for some more action. Like Jordy of the girls that. Went over lesbians. How many lesbians out at 11? I don't know, was there one or none? I didn't look at those numbers. Yeah, that's the number. But it was just weird to see that a lot of the females I met out there. Ended up being in Richmond when I was hanging out in Richmond.

I'm like, well, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah, we. You hitting them like, did you go to Longwood? And they were like, oh my God. We all remember. To each other. You say like it's just one of them things. I was like, I'll be fucking down. Fair enough. Small world, man. Small world. Yeah, bro. Shit is, you know, it's. Like when you see how people are all connected with shit, man. You run the people, you're like, damn, I wouldn't hear something down. Like when you told me you lived on Burke. And I was like, right down the road from where you live. That out there? I'm not off the Braddock.

When you lived off the Braddock, I'm like, yo, I was right down the road from here. Like, man, I lived over here. I'm like, I'll be damned. We brought a cross pass at one point, one more than once. Didn't even. Know it. I'm sure we did, at least once or twice. There's just too many people in the same area, you know? So. But, hey, what matters is we're here now. Exactly, exactly. Here and now. Man or present? Get your 90 day pack supply ready. Just a case. Fuck, yeah. Load up on all the essentials. Noodles. Never know. Fucking. And again, I wasn't no foreign entity that did it. It was us.

Yeah, it's a false flag. Don't forget. Yeah, whatever it is, it's a false flag. Hopefully it's not actually happening. That'd be really too prophetic if, like, I don't want to be right. I don't want to be right. If everybody gets up on Friday morning in the. Same and they're like, you don't get to go to work anymore, you have to stay at home and pay your bills. No. That's what the dude asked me. He said, man, what are we going to do, man, if we can't work for 90 days, man? Like, I don't fucking know, bro. Like, I just want if I'm not getting paid, I'm not coming in. You know what I mean? Like. Yeah.

If you can't pay me, why am I going to do the work? You know what I'm saying? Like, how does that work? Oh, we're going to back pay. You know, you're not. You're going to pay. Me back. Pay me with a percentage. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Big on that. If you want to back pay me right. Now, it's got to be guaranteed. Yeah, I need a percentage. Yeah. Can we get this letter notified? 20. You know, I'm looking at 20 points on that. One, man. You got me. I have want to do free labor now. I ended a long time ago. You want me to like you? You mean a loan? You labor?

Yeah. Now back. Pay me. So my back pain needs to come with, like, 20% for every 100. You got to give me a buck 20. Some extra. On top of that. I need some extra on that because you're gonna hold. You can hold my money and then give it to me later, and you give me the same amount and not more. I'm gonna need more. Yeah. That's how you want to get down. Just pay me the money on me right motherfucking now. Exactly. Because not any happening, dawg. You know, they want to, like, let me get a whatever card, and, like, that shit comes at an interest rate. So, like, y'all want to hold my money extra?

I'm gonna need that shit. No interest. Motherfucker like that sounds gotta be. I gotta treat this. Like I can. I can see companies doing shit like that. You still got to come to work. We're back. Pay you when everything's back. Going to be all these company towns and shit in the future, man. It's going to be like, come here, work for this company. We're going to give you an apartment in a car, and you're going to live in this town, and you're going to go to the restaurants that we have at the fucking square. That's how they were going to do me with the CIA. I was actually going to go to the CIA before I got arrested.

They were like, yeah, we're going to pay for the school and we're going to give you a house. We're going to give you this car. We're going to give this house. Yeah. That was a you dog. That's they say, give us two years of your life and we're going to get you right. Like only two years with y'all when the army was talking like four. Y'all only need two. Shit. Operating inside the continental United States working for the CIA. I probably end up being one of them crooked motherfuckers. Absolutely. What I'm saying I probably wouldn't end up being. One of the keys and keys and keys, and. I'd be. I have my own fucking blow movie or some shit, you know?

There. Yeah. I mean, I'd have been on 2020 with some shit, be like that motherfucker that got all the gold bars and shit that he put his paperwork and got arrested for, like how this motherfucker leave all that shit in his house. You left all the cash and the money at your crib, you fucking idiot. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, that's how it works, dawg. Motherfuckers are crazy like that. But, I mean, if you were able to get these gold bars and shit and fucking all this money that you sign that they signed off and gave you, the FBI gave you this shit to have because you said, oh, I got this special assignment I'm on, and nobody checked your shit.

That's just as bad as their fuck up is as yours. Yep, yep. Yeah, man. That's what would be happening. Yeah. You'd be pulling up and they'd be like, yo, was that Mike? I'd be like, yeah, that's my gosh. What's what's Mike? Well Mike's my CEACIA guy. And they'd be like, well wait a minute. Aren't we on the American soil? He can't be doing anything here, right? You really think that shit has flies and then you show up? I can do whatever the fuck I want. I am the CIA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You shoot a motherfucker with their own gun. But let me get that gun. Let me see this. How?

See this the problem. Right in the middle. Fucking foreign shit, man. You gotta get that American made. Like this can happen. Accidents always happen. Chinese made gun people always get shot with his this motherfucker off. You know what I'm saying? Literally do. That right off and put it in his head and shit. Or you got done, you know? Yeah, yeah. Absolute madness. Does some crooked shit. I can see it. Yeah. Mike's walking out with a briefcase full $100 bills. Like it. Ain't nothing, nothing, nothing. And that's that's pocket money. That's just pocket change. That's just chump change, man. That's for the weekend. Yeah, that's not even the weekend. That's. That's a Tuesday.

We busted through this this whole week. This is Tuesday at the Greyhound. Driving and trying to. Honor me. That's right. I can get some more for the CIA tomorrow. I'm going back over that. The Ferrari custom made. Yeah, like shack got his car made for my big ass. Ride that I can fit that day. You know, you would look like you look on shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Me walking around in that fucking tailored suits ears. He just. Went there on the pistol, be. In Morocco, got a big ass mansion in Morocco in the fucking vineyard and shit. Got a whole vineyard in my backyard. You'd be like, by, like a part of a Baeza. Yeah.

Have a house. They're like chilling. Chilling. Walking out my fucking linen suit and shit. Come on. Hey, dudes. Yeah, yeah. Basking in the sunlight. Living no diddy diddy style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like count on a boat. Just cruising. Doing it up, man. Like. Yeah. What? Who's here? Oh the the the turn general. Fuck you one. Yeah, man. What the fuck do you want to have today, man? Just put him on the phone. You you want me to bring my boat back to port so you can talk to me? Lost your mind? We can have this conversation right now. At me later, man. Listen, with that bullshit. Yeah, I mean. We'll be back in port in a few days.

Maybe if you're around, we work something out. Yeah? Yeah. We need you to talk to the mall. Fucking a drug cartels. Fuck. I talk, they work for me. They work for fucking. Don't worry about it. If they're under control. They right. Shit. I got that shit all under control in Jamaica. Yeah. You know, it's all under control, motherfucking. The Strait of Hormuz. Blew the motherfucker up in front of the UN I got told him to do. Yeah, there's no bullshit. I get things done. Roster, man. That's it. You're like looking, man. I had dude all under control at the casino. Everything. Nothing blew up. Fucking everybody was no hole in the wall, gang.

I had it all under control. Keeping it gangster. Let's say earthquake happened on this one. Earthquake happened, right? Nobody's epicenter was right here. I sent a narrow end, and he came out with the money. And he got Pacino at the end and said, the other way around. And we're good to go. Keeping it gangster. Everybody straight accountable. All the loose ends are tired. That's right. Everything's tied up. Don't worry about it. No problemo. And I'm keeping records like Epstein did. I sent. Motherfucking that shit. That's it? That's right. If they ain't gonna be able to find it, y'all try to kill me. This gets released this time stamp. It's ready to go as soon as I'm gone.

This just going to drop. Y'all ain't going to where it's coming. From, right? Tom Cruise failed the impossible mission. Yeah. Yeah, I got things done. Yeah. See what you want. I get things done like that. Then what? I'm dead and gone. That's what. Everything gets dropped and they're like, Holy shit. That's the realm where Trump actually got shot by the CIA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here. A little bit on accident. But that miracle here that grew. Back CIA world. My guess the job done. See, a mike gets the job. Done because I was watching the Tyson joy when Holyfield got his ear bit off and I was like, man. Yeah. And Mike Tyson in a in a big Mike CIA world.

Mike Tyson doesn't bite Holyfield's ear. He knocks him the fuck out. Yeah, he goes and does the damn thing. He hits him with that fucking uppercut. Bob went down. People didn't know Don King was actually working for me. That's right. Yeah. I mean. This is alternative reality. The money, this how the money got laundered was Don. King. Mike prior to Mike, in that world where Mike didn't get a charge and went into the CIA. This is how to shoot. Him retroactively impacting things that happened before you went in to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when a soldier. Shit. You know what I mean? People don't know that I've been hitting everybody left and right.

This is time machine type stuff. They would have seen me in pictures, but I've been in the background and they had to zoom in, like, wait a minute. That motherfucker. He was here. Yeah. He was. Wait a minute. Time. Jay. Rod pulling up all kinds of pictures of zooming in. You said, that's that motherfucker, right? That's the back of his head packs on the back of that. Nobody has hot dog packs like that on the back of your head. That's definitely James. Ron. Right there. Jesus. God damn it! He's everywhere. Everywhere. We didn't even know that. The fucking the blew up the Vatican, opened the doors to the Vatican, even know how the fucking went down the tunnels and got everything out.

Of there. He had Tom Hanks actually come through on The Da Vinci Code. Yep. Yeah. And then Mike actually, like, took possession of the Vatican and locked up all the pedophiles in the fucking Vatican. What was going on now? I got it open. And then he opened up a vault in the basement of the Vatican. Now it's a museum. It had, like, an alien spaceship in it. And he just turned it on and started flying it around. Oh, that's my shit. I take on the weekends. Yeah, that's right. It's how you get. Out there. That's on the weekends, man. Flying around. And it's not like it's an actual alien spacecraft.

Yeah, I'm getting it. Like he got it at the Vatican. And Independence Day, right? We flied out. This bitch. He didn't need the mothership to come back, though. He had the fucking plans to fire that bitch up without the mothership to come back to fire it up. Got it. I got a got an illegitimate alien baby out there. Babies. Plural? Plural babies. Humanoid aliens, man. And got some inter intermixing mental mixing species. I'm trying to do. Like it's a legal species right there. Cross species, genetic experimentation via big mic. We're gonna have giants and fucking dragons and all that shit. My DNA. We're making chimeras. Yeah. No, you got. You got anything else?

Yeah. I mean, whatever we call this, this is the episode. However long we want to run with this. The show is over after this. I'm just saying, man. Vega, how much better the world would have been. It would have been a much better world with CIA. Mike. You know. We. On out this bitch, man. Everybody on the country's. Working to turn it around. Man 911 wouldn't have happened. The whole thing, that. Shit, everything would have been fine, Mike. CIA Mike would have kept it under control. Yeah. But, no, we'd had to be canceled. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. If we'd was. Legal, if we was legal back. There, big Mike, everything would have been.

A big, big balls to the wall. Different world. Yeah. Completely different world. Everybody be able to go balls deep. You know, when they never would have overthrown a black Wall Street. And maybe we'd be in a better place. Nah, ladies and. Gentlemen, that's what it would be. With that said, I think we've had enough reminiscing on the. There could have been. It could have been some big Mike CIA career. Yeah. Take him for real. Like Jacob. Ain't gonna win the shit. Jay. Rod, what's a b? Last name that starts with a B? Not about him to stay for ages. Station agent Statham. The agent. Jay rod. Agent banks, J rod banks.

Yeah, we can do. That because it has to be like Jason Bourne or James Bond. Jay. Rod. Yeah, Jay. Rod banks would work. Jay. Rod banks. Coming through with that stack. That's right. He got the bag, He's got the bag. Bag. And the baby said, I got all the Bailey babies. He's been propagating throughout the universe. Ladies and gentlemen, they come here just to fuck pride. Banks bring a new species to the world. Trail, Dick. Yeah, yeah. But version. Shit. Ladies and gentlemen, with that said, we're gonna have to bring this episode of sheer Stupidity to a close. Oh, yeah. We'd like to thank you so much for listening. Encourage you to listen to old episodes well as new episodes.

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