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AI Album Covers, Religious Double Standards & Restaurant Regrets | #1071

Episode 1071 · October 20th, 2026 · 1 hr 2 mins

About this Episode

The Mason and Friends Show — Episode #1071

The rickety ship returns with Mason, Ju Unit, and Big Mike discussing everything from artificial intelligence and religion to overpriced food and construction-site disasters.

This episode opens with a look at Ju Unit's newly expanded Bandcamp catalog. Eight volumes of music are available, complete with elaborate album artwork produced using ChatGPT. The crew explores the ridiculous details in the covers, including the strange ways AI occasionally changes someone's appearance.

From there, the conversation turns to religious beliefs and double standards. What happens when people selectively follow the rules of their religion? Why are extremist beliefs often used to characterize entire groups? The guys discuss faith, personal freedom, division, and how religion and politics influence the way people see one another.

Politics leads to a wider conversation about voting, corporate influence, government accountability, and the frustrations of everyday Americans.

The conversation eventually finds its way into the kitchen. Big Mike shares his experience spending around $150 at Milk & Honey, comparing the food and value with Voodoo Brothers. The crew also discusses Little Caesars, Taco Bamba, Chipotle, and the difference between expensive food and genuinely good food.

Then come the workplace stories: demanding supervisors, broken elevators, ridiculous logistics, and black widow spiders discovered on a construction site.

Before the show ends, the guys tackle data centers and propose a particularly unconventional solution involving Antarctica.

Special musical feature: The episode concludes with "None of Them Shit," a new original political comedy track recorded at Flat Bottom Studios.

The Mason and Friends Show has been sailing the murky waters since 2017, bringing listeners spontaneous conversations, uncensored humor, and an unpredictable journey through whatever happens to come up.

EPISODE CHAPTERS

00:00 — Introduction and the rickety ship crew

00:49 — Ju Unit's Bandcamp catalog and ChatGPT album covers

08:16 — Original music production at Flat Bottom Studios

09:35 — Religious extremism and political division

13:38 — Religious double standards and selective beliefs

16:05 — Personal convictions, food choices, and hypocrisy

21:20 — Politics, voting, and government accountability

24:10 — Artificial food and environmental concerns

28:25 — Corporate influence and independent conversations

31:00 — Home gardening, neighbors, and restrictions

34:50 — Milk & Honey brunch and restaurant reviews

39:30 — Taco Bamba, tequila, and dining experiences

44:30 — Chipotle and changing restaurant quality

47:50 — Working from home and workplace stories

49:24 — Construction-site management nightmares

53:46 — Black widow spiders on the job

55:15 — Data centers, energy, and unconventional solutions

58:39 — New original comedy music: "None of Them Shit"

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Transcript

THE MASON AND FRIENDS SHOW Episode #1071 — Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, for the 1,071st time, it is featuring that dude called big Mike. Yeah. As well as that dude called The Big Jew.

Yeah. Me, I am Elmo. Welcome to the Mason and friends show. What's happening y'all? What's good out there today?

What up, big Mike? Shit, man, I'm on Bandcamp now. I can look at these covers now. Did you get it? Ladies and gentlemen, the Jew Unit has a whole new

catalog update on the Bandcamp. We're up to eight volumes. We have a ninth volume coming soon. So we already looked at the cover for marinating.

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All eight. And coastal stasis. Coronial stations. Oh. It's Corona. I thought it was a tee right there.

All right, now, soft stroke. And I'm about to pull up this cover. Saul Stroking. There's so many great ju unit album names.

Names are just fucking a trip yo. All right. What's this? No on things. All your. Oh, shit. Dog. Go in.

Got the motherfucking chicken bed? Ain't by the rats, dude. The album covers are amazing. Yeah. I gotta give ChatGPT credit.

It's killing it, man. That's fucking killing it. Yeah, with the beer in the corner. Money on the table.

Got him in the wife beater or head down. Let me see this. Faking on the bacon. Oh, yeah. That definitely. Did you? Yeah.

That's not his face. They changed. Who the fuck that is? But that ain't you. That TV fucking around.

We got cooking the bacon, though. What the. Got the bacon? He's got the only fish hoodie. He's got the two unique gold links chain around his neck.

He got the Jew chain. Got the pig with the fucking gold chains on. The car in the background. There's a smoker in the background and they got bacon.

Builds better people in the background. I see that. These got a pig with a gold chain of sunglasses next to it.

Liquor glass on the. You know what's funny? It's his face. Like the nose. They popped. His forehead.

They puffed his cheeks out. They made him look a little younger. They made it look like he was lifting weights. They young him. Up there.

They young him up and thickened him up. Yeah. This motherfucker. But in the gym. They make them making shit up all the time.

Because he's a trip like that. Physical. It's a physical. There's so many. Good. Yeah, that that that ain't you. But it's you.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Physical loss. And he definitely doesn't look like him. It's a different angle on a dangle.

Because that's what I made the the background of the, The stair. The thumbnail that I took. Yeah. On physical,

I was like, keep the background and making it into another two unit album. What is this? What is next? Next, next. Cool.

Next course. The fuck is all two? I like the hat in the back on the skull. Look at the Jew hat on the skull. Yeah,

that's a fresh right there. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, the fucking background. These things are a trip.

Is that the fucking, Mario fucking rock? That joint that comes down in the state in one of the fucking stages? It looks like the face that drops on you the way. Face that does look like that.

They. They fucking swag you out. Nice Jew. Are you looking. At these swag as well? Fuck are you looking at backyard right now.

He gambling. Non gambling. That's on the whole Bandcamp jump. Yeah yeah. All the. Covers all these items are now what, these covers on Bandcamp.

What was that. Was that an album? The one with the blue shirt in the mold on the tractor, or was that just a cover of the actual Bandcamp?

That's just. That's the artist. Yeah. That's the artist picture by itself. You on the on the lawn mower is by itself.

It's not on an album cover. When they click artists. That's the picture that shows. Yeah. So look artists that show you.

But then it's got all your shit right here. Dude, these album covers are fucking luscious songs. Stroke of volume six.

Bacon on the bacon. Volume four Mexican volume two. Knowing all that thing for all your. Not on the bottom five.

Hey good job Brian. Yeah there's there's chicken and money and ashtrays with the others and ashtray with a smoking blunt in it. Yeah.

There's a speaker in the background is a bottle. There's a beer bottle there. Joyce turned on fire. Dude, I'm telling you, Chad, like, this is the first time I've been willing to say ChatGPT name on air because this these went so good.

Yeah, yeah. Like. All right, y'all get a little bit of credit for this one because chat chat did all that. I just told him to make an album cover and chat was like, I got you, dawg.

So here's. Here's a picture. I think, yeah, only one doesn't have the Parental Advisory. No two. Of them.

Two of them doesn't have the Parental advisory, which I never asked for. The parental Advisory. Put. It on there. It just did it on its own.

The title of the songs, baby. I Don't know, because I was using yeah. I didn't give them. I was looking at it. I don't see.

Which one. I've got lyrics in on all the tracks, because I was providing it with the entry and make this a wave track, and then I was like, now give me a lyric sheet. And I was putting the lyrics on there too.

Okay. Yeah, because I'm looking at it here. It's you can see the difference. Because the, the I asked it to make me a header

and it gave me this header and it was all like orange and blending together. And I said, make the Jew a light pink neon. And I hit the Jew unit with the light pink neon.

And the header joint is real fire on there now I think. Two it is fucking funny, dude. The coronial stasis one is my favorite though, because like I took it with the one that had when you the thumbnail for the show where you got the the lamp.

Yeah. The leg lamp from Lisa. And like have you seen, have you shown them that coronial stasis. Look at that. Yeah. The.

Yeah I saw that upstairs. That shit is fires. Fuck bro. You got look look at the fucking TV in the background. Yeah.

Booty cheeks. Yeah. There's money laying around. There's, there's, there's brass knuckles on the table.

Yeah. With the red solo. It's money. It's a red solid up. On the side. There's a liquor bottle, there's cash laying everywhere.

And a long ass joint. There's a gold statue head with a crown on it. You're sitting on like a classic leather stuffed chair.

I want to say, I think my favorite covers they got be. Fat Ass Blunt, that's Burning. Your Heart, chronological.

And the fucking dawn on that thing. No, no. I'm thinking think it's my favorite. Because you got the rats eating the chicken, the box of chicken and a beer on the side and his chicken on top of the speaker.

Yeah, and the. Chicken right on top of that shit. Yeah, I just. Yeah, I was really, really happy with the way this turned out.

It turned out good. Good job. ChatGPT. And there's more to come because this is literally like live action volume one.

It was almost complete. I got one more one more volume to make that, you know, I haven't figured out a name for it yet, but we'll get there. And then all of the things from Rocky Bodies, Rocky Bottom Studios will be available on on Bandcamp.

Then we can start worrying about the next level. But you know, it's coming along. Dad's fucking hilarious.

We're having fun. Yeah. Speaking of fun shit, I went I went up Mason's. Well, yesterday was yesterday. I was at your house. Yeah.

That was Friday. Yeah, it was Friday. Friday. Friday evening. What about his crib, man? And recorded the joint man.

First joint coming out of Flat Bottom Studios. We got the first joint we made at the flat bottom. That was fun. I see why you like doing that shit, man.

I had a blast fucking putting that shit together, bro. What a what? The Jones. You spit here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we tighten it up, cleaned it up, put extra shit on there for a little. Pulls you those dazzle shit.

You just know I got it. Download some shit. Yeah, we've done no video yet, but we might just play you a track here at the Mason. A fringe show. After we do it after the show.

You want to do it as. You can do? Yeah, do it at the end. Do a mic roulette. Is this joint going to be called?

None. None of them. Shit. I had a fucking an idea on a blues jump, but I don't remember it. I also something came up where I was like, we got to talk about that, but I don't remember what the fuck that was. I thought she was like, all right, here we go. What you got?

That was some shit that I thought about that I was like, I'm gonna have to ask the fellas. That one. I don't know if you.

I think I pissed off this one. I don't know if I were pissed him off. I think I think I just shut him up, though. Dude was talking to me the other day.

He was like, you know, I really, you know, I know what's going on in the world, man. You know, it's all. It's all in the Bible. It's test this. It says this, you know, any times coming type shit.

And I'm listening to him, you know what I mean? I ain't saying I'm just listening. And he goes, he said, man, I've been talking with my pastor, my pastor and I, we both agree on these things. And I'm like, that's cool.

He said, I know what it is. And I'm like, well, what is it? Yeah. I mean, what do you think is the problem?

He goes, It's Islam and the Muslims. And I'm like, I said, okay, bro. I mean, maybe some of them. But the same could be said for Christians and Jews every other.

Okay, here, this is where I go with it. I said, I said, look man, I said, I hear this a lot. And I said, really?

When you really look at things, if you really dive deep dive in some history right now, every faction of religion got their own extremists, you know what I'm saying? And I don't see the evidence where you're saying Islam is taking over the you know what happened? I said, bro, when colonize came over, they looked at the people saying, they're savages.

Sitting there like Christianity is what you need this, this is how we're going to. Turn you. But that's because they were Christian, just like if they were Muslim later said, you need.

And I told him, I said, man, Islam did the same shit. Christianity. You could look at history and see this shit constantly going back and forth with shit.

I said, the honest truth of it is that's not the problem. The problem is the motherfuckers that have the shit and everybody else that don't have shit there. Well, and the motherfuckers that have shit use things like religion and sexuality and racism. All all the shit.

It all makes sure that we hate each other. And that's what I was trying to tell them. I said, it's always a divide and conquer kind of thing, and then kind of just got quiet.

I'm like, and I said, man, this is my. Strength thing we do. I said, that joint two, y'all look on Instagram.

Yeah, yeah. Like we have it here. Clip it, swing it over like Indiana Jones. Have a basket or something hanging from it or something.

I was thinking, we need to wait some kind of weight on it. Just all you gotta do feel like. You. Have little basket so you can pass the ball and a lighter and two other, right?

I mean, I still like our old school idea with, with the strings. Still got a bend down there. No no, no. The string. Like it. Hooters. Yeah. The Hooters.

The Hooters thing. Yeah. You know, with the clip on it. Hang the joint, but. Get a basket with a little slide lid.

Just swing it on over there swinging on back. We need a big lazy Susan or a train on tracks. We just get a big ass, pendulum.

Pendulum. And then we can just sling it over to you. That's essentially the one that Mike's. On us. We're little pull pull string on it.

Yeah, yeah, that's all it was. Looking back over here. Because you had the one motherfucker holding on there and then swinging on over. But then it be dangling right.

And Mel the fucking. Unless you fucking tie it all type. It just be part of the show. I'm gonna get your shit real quick and adjust your mic.

But yeah, like I said though, that dude, he got quiet on me and I'm like, man, we can have the conversation. I was like, this is my opinion. Like, I'm not knocking your shit.

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings anything or say your pastor is wrong. I'm just saying, look at the bigger picture. You know what I mean?

Like, there's a lot of people I know that. Got that? Oh, man is doing this. We're gonna have to like. You. Hear me? You sound well.

But at the same time, a lot of these folks do want stuff like Sharia law to come over. There are some of those, and it's just like the evangelical. Come on, say they're Christians, but the motherfuckers.

You know, it's a little different. They do this extreme shit. But I'm like, when you look at it, neither one of y'all are fucking living by the teachings of the.

Yeah, it's supposed to be let our neighbor look out for your fellow man. It's like the homie, I work with this muslin and he's always talking all this haram bullshit, you know, like, I hit the, We got pizza the other day. Yeah, right. This fool, he gambles.

That's all wrong. Yeah. You're not allowed to do. That, man. But he'll be like, you know, can't have bacon or fucking whatever this, this or that, and here's all this stuff if he wants to.

Yeah, he's picking. And he's picking and choosing and like, so like, you know they had all these pizzas and he was like, those are the halal pizzas. Those are the haram pizzas.

And I said, where's the gambling pizza? And he was like, yo, shut the fuck up. Bullshit. I do, I do, you know, he was like, he said to me,

you made me want to get tattoos. I said, get a tattoo. He said, I can't. I said, why not? He said, I'm muslin and I'll be like, would you be gambling

that either was the difference? You you messed up anyway, so what the fuck? You don't get a tattoo. Have a bacon sandwich, dog.

Yeah. Get a belt and a tattoo and shut the fuck up. But God was telling somebody because I was. I was talking to somebody.

I was like, man, you know, I do look more so at the Muslim thing, but I don't have I don't have the discipline to really follow any kind of religion. There's no like how how you are. I'm not willing to be told what I can and can't do.

Exactly. Go tell me. I'll decide. For me. That's the problem I always have. Like, you know what I mean?

With anything. That's why we're members of the church of Mason. You know what I'm saying? Don't be a dick. What's the other rules? There ain't no other rules.

You can even be another religion if you want. There ain't no real religion. There's no religion to it at all. Just don't be a dick.

But when the dude shut down on me, I'm like, damn, bro. Like, I thought it was going to have a conversation and now you just went, I ain't saying nothing no more. Like that's how most people handle it these days.

You disagree with me? I'm just not going to. Talk to. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, I'm trying to have a dialog just to see what your minds will. Shit, right?

You know what I mean? I'm trying. To learn. I'm not trying to change your mind. I'm trying to learn from you and what I consider to be ignorance and what I always want from people.

Can you just explain your position? That's all in a manner that and allows me to understand it. Because you can you can say whatever you say, but if I don't agree with it, I want you to highlight why you think that.

And if you can't, then I lose all respect for your opinion. That's all I was trying to do was just try and see where, you know, like, I get it that, you know, you're trying to turn your life over and do right, and now you are wholeheartedly like the Bible says this, this is what I'm going with because this is what threw me off. He was like, man, yeah, I don't eat.

I don't drink no sugary drinks as a woman gave us like, nest teas, you know what I mean? We went their house, gave us nasties to drink, and I'm like, I appreciate you, you know what I'm saying? He said, oh, man, you can have a Andre sugary drinks.

All right. Cool. That's that's you being polite. I have just said no, thank you. You know what I mean? I don't want it. No, thank you.

But, like, the woman comes out with the joint, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, yo, cool. I'm gonna take it and just, you know, if I don't want it, I'll toss it later.

But. Right. But you're being polite to. Yeah. You're not gonna say like, I don't drink that. Yeah. So because that's like saying I'm, you know, I'm better than you.

So look. At that because you know I'm better than you. Right? Then the homie was like. I hate. That she said.

Somebody shit like that. I ain't gonna wait. I ain't trying to waste it. Well, I'll say no, no, thank you.

I don't want that. Yeah, but I'm not gonna say I don't drink that, you know what I mean? Because. Say, all the time, I mean, I don't, I don't know, I'm good with that.

They didn't tell me to drink water like they be trying to offer me water all the time at work. You know what I mean? They're like, anytime they. Anybody gets drunk, they look. At me and say.

It's different. From what I'm saying is, if I come to your house, your mama's house, and your mother hands me a drink. I'm not going to be like, I don't drink that.

Well, what. Is this gonna be? Milk? To a degree. To a degree. Be drinking milk like that, right? But to a degree, you're right.

But I'm saying, like, if the scenario is, I could be polite and not, like, say anything. I'm gonna just be polite and not saying thank you. I have a few sips.

I might even knock a gulp down so that at least a full glass goes to like two thirds or a quarter. Like a quarter has been knocked out of it, you know what I mean? I'll make it look like I did have some, and I might even just go around the corner and throw it out in the grass, you know what I mean?

Fuck it. But, like, I'm not gonna look at your mother and go, I don't drink that unless it's something like milk or tequila or. You know what I'm saying?

Like, if it's if it's something that's not a regular look, I'm not going to turn down Kool-Aid or nest tea or whatever, you know what I mean? Unsweetened tea. I will though. But then. But sweet. I would turn down sweet.

For the old people. Yes, I'll take that shit. But then. So we're in it because the woman gives us a tip, right?

We're going down the road. Whatever this man is telling me, you know, hey, I don't eat, you know, me and all that stuff because, you know, the Bible says not to eat this. I eat this fruits and vegetables. So I'm like, okay, cool. Whatever.

I don't really don't kill my brain. Do you think? Right. Because I offered, you know, I'm. Like, you want somebody chili Fritos?

He's like, nah. So it's Cold War, bitch. You're good. And that's all. You have to say. No thank you.

But he's going to be like, I don't eat that. So. But here it comes. Here comes. The kitchen. I believe it's corn.

That he said, man, I didn't even look. With just a little flavor on. I didn't see how much the woman gave us a set man.

She split a 20 and he was like, oh, man, I'm gonna go to fucking Little Caesars, get me a pizza. And I looked at him. Dead. Guard.

Yeah. Hold up. He does. Wait, what does he not drink exactly. Sugary drinks. Thank you. But now he's gonna go by Little Caesars. Yes,

he got $7, bro. I mean. That's what fucked me up. I looked at him and I was like, you know what? Hey, man, do whatever you gotta do, bro.

Have a good day. I'll catch you next week. Now you're judging the man. Yes, yes, I am, because that's like.

That's like telling scar. Joe, I'm not going to go down on you and then going getting a hooker and going down on her. Well that's right, like.

That's real. Extreme, right? That is true. But I would tell the hooker I'm not going down and then go down on.

Stream. If you're going to have pizza, can you at least get some pizza that's worth having? Well, that's not the point.

Little Caesars ain't worth having. Certainly by comparison, there's always somewhere in any town that's like. That's pizza that's worth having.

There's at least something that's, like, pretty decent. Nothing better than, if not phenomenal. There's Little Caesars, you're taking this to your kid's baseball practice, and everybody needs food.

So you're going to drop 30 bucks at Little Caesars and bring eight pizzas with you, like that's what Little Caesars is for. Like, Little Caesars is bullshit. It's like the last thing you eat.

And I was like, you just, you know what? You go ahead and have yourself a good day. I'm not even going to call you out of your shit. I'm gonna let that be.

You know what I mean? Because, like. I go to a place and I get a slice for what, a whole Little Caesars pizza cost? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I was that dude. That's like. I don't drink sugary drinks. Like I'm going to a place. I'm getting a sugar free drink,

and I'm having a slice of pizza that's like, really, really nice. Good pizza and not Little Caesars pizza, bro. What? He told me that. I just shook my head.

I was like, all right, man, you mean easy, bro? Yeah. You lose all credibility. That man has lost all credibility.

Now I'm like, what in the fuck did I just here today? Like it threw me off on all the day. At that day, I was like, you know what? Fuck it.

I got to do this, this, this, this shit getting confusing to me, you know what I'm saying? Like, Yeah. One minute the conversations gravy, then it switches up and I'm like, okay. Is this the same man that thinks the Muslims are the problem?

Yeah. Because like, you know, it's like people that say, we've been at war with Iran for 47 years. Yeah.

And I'm like, I mean, maybe there's some sort of technicality. You can point out that you could say, this has been going on for 47 years, in a sense. Okay, since about the time they had their little revolution and things.

But like, nobody was talking about this war going on with Iran consistently from 47 years until about two years ago. Yeah, yeah. Maybe a year like this is ridiculous.

Like they're not the same. Not. You're not looking at things clearly. You're just making it up as it sees fit for yourself any given time.

Like I don't I think the big problem is for people, especially with politics, is they can't admit if the person that they voted for is doing something wrong, because that would be like because they think it's so important their vote that if they admit that, that they're admitting being culpable and responsible as well. I believe that people don't understand the branch of shit.

You know, the branches, you know what I mean? Like, so. You mean like the judicial? Yeah. Judicial legislatures. You know, executive.

Because people are sitting there like, you know, I think people think the president is the end all be all. It's not supposed to be. It's not like.

The end all be all. He just stop. He is. The face of it. Yeah. Because he's the figurehead. He's like. The fucking.

Head of the picture on the company. Well, he's the CEO exactly. Just right. For he's supposed to direct.

He's supposed to direct the ship. Yeah, like, turn the wheel. We're going this way, guys. But. And you got.

So the midterms, which is happening here soon. They're the ones that are making the laws for the legislation and people don't understand. That's right.

These are these are the people that right now and these this this term right here the the midterms, these are the people that make these laws that people are like, man. Fuck these people. You know that these are these are the.

Right here that are supposed to be making the laws that you would readily admit you don't like. Typically people go, I don't like that law. Well, guess you made it the shit you just voted for. Exactly.

You just voted for an incumbent that's been there for 30 years, and he has been making these laws for 30 years. You just said you don't like, so you're gonna vote for the same guy to keep doing the same shit he's been doing that you don't like. It's the lack of education of how these branches are supposed to work.

Great. No. It's the these people that you're voting for are members of a team. And like. They're all the same team. They're all the same team.

But they've got people out there convinced that it's the bucks and the Panthers or whatever. They need to be convinced and that it's the whites versus blacks or the gays versus straights. Whatever team it is that this person identifies with to be coerced into voting for this thing that's against their interest.

Yeah. And that's and that's what I tried to tell dude. I was like, look, man, I said, honestly, when you really look at it.

Everybody was the same shit. They want to be able to live their life and fucking just have enough to make sure they're good. Like they don't want to be fucking having to have to fucking go to work and have the fucking next being pushed on and shit constantly, you know what I mean?

Like, man, I want to have a comfortable life. I want my kids to be good. I want to have real fucking food and not some 3D printed meat now.

Oh, you asshole, you asshole. You know what I mean? You want. Real food. I don't want that fake chocolate.

Yeah, I'm saying. Chocolate is the fuck is delicious. Yeah, I want to. Goddamn, Mike, you stuck up a shit.

Yeah, exactly. Boozy. I'm fucking food. Yeah. I want my fruit to have seeds in it. Yeah. I. Want my chocolate to have.

Cacao, I want that. Yeah. Yeah, I work a cow about. Yeah. I'm saying I want my. Vanilla bean extract pure.

I don't want that. For my cocaine. Cold pressed out the fucking leaf. That's what I want. My cocaine cold liquid motherfucker.

Matter of fact. No, don't even step on my shit. Yeah, that cold. Cold liquid. Form. I want. I want to drink that into a jar and then bring me that jar.

I don't want no fungi on my shit. Saying I'm smoking dipper, but it's gonna be dipped in liquid cocaine. Because I'm like, yeah, they were.

They were just talking about fucking the salmon being printed. That's that released the three salmon. That's a hell of a little. We belong right there.

I'll tell you what. This ain't no boat got Terminator style. Damn right style. Hell, I dipped my joints in liquid cocaine.

Damn. Like. Yeah, you got problems right there. That's that's that's like our problems right there. That's just the tip.

Just still. I got. A tip. Fire up. You know what I'm saying? I got problems. That's to get you seeing shit off back.

Like you see the sparkles. That you're not gonna see? Nothing. That was sparkle. You're not gonna see nothing. You're not gonna feel nothing.

That's your whole fucking lip off. That's right. Oh, shit. My face is gone. There. You got be like, what's your priority? Freebase.

And fuck this whole shit up. Damn it. Yep. Just gone. Shit ain't right. But man ain't shit right at all.

It's fun. Drake. The water can't breathe the air. We got paid for water. Yeah. And then you got to get the right water.

And then if you've got good water, they move too many people into your area and fuck up the whole water table. Or they put a data center and really fucking shit up, bro. The sticky spots on 66 have become real bad.

I tell you, bro, I'm trying to tell you that shit is fucking rank. Yeah, terrible. That shit is good, man.

I'm ready to be a terrace fucked bullshit. Blow them all up, man. I'll tell you. Ain't none of them shit, man.

Like, this is the sci fi dystopian novel that I may have to write. Is, like, about blowing up data centers. I ain't been on 66, and.

You didn't have to touch it. Six in almost over a year, right? I've been on that road. I drive that shit. Every day. Going to get some weed.

Last time I been on that bitch. Man. That might be worth the trip. But minus the. Most. Of the build.

A 234 exit, the eighth of a mile that I'm actually on. You go up to somewhere off of Prince William County Parkway. It's a cop store.

He's right across. Gainesville at 66. And I take that first exit. 234. He's right there. Yeah, that's pretty County park.

Take a right jump on over to railroad tracks type shit. And that's where the hell beyond is. Yeah. Hello? Okay. Yep.

I pass that bitch. Yeah, yeah. No, I like the. That should be smelling good in the summertime when they opened the doors.

I'll get all the time, man. What time I'm out that work and I'm like. Get a good one for that boy. Fuck.

They have a low rating on indeed for workers being happy with them. Oh, work. It's a corporation all over the country. There's got different states Vega or Jersey.

And I. Think those. Yeah it's a corporate entity in multi states. Yeah. They got a bunch of them out here.

Yeah I've seen all of them. What's the only way to get in this shit. You got to have corporate money you can't be in.

Yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. That's just it in equity or. And then you gotta see who runs that corporation. That bullshit.

Because I just started seeing fucking commercials for Street State and fucking Vanguard. They started putting commercials out now. Yeah, they're trying to up their image.

I'm like, yo, what the fuck? What did these motherfuckers start? I saw one day and they came over and I was like, State Street.

I'm like. Well, they're like, Vanguard. Got money, man. They got money. Just the three motherfuckers, everything.

That's my company. They got. They get billions from my company. They own everything. Yeah. They like monopolies.

Vanguard was talking about the commercials, talking about get your 401 K. Shit going through them type. Shit for nine years.

They they popped up with some shit. I'm like, what the fuck? I mean, it makes sense if you if you put your retirement through that shit.

Oh, yeah. Because, like, they're too big to fail, right? They're not going to fail because Vanguard the view. To fail.

Vit all the V stands for Vanguard. That's Vanguard shit that you're investing in. Well, they own like they own shit.

That's why none of the television networks are, like, independent. Yeah, that's why this shit right here is the kind of thing that's the most independent. Yeah. This motherfucker is like us that don't have anybody that owns us and can tell us what we can and can't talk about.

The closest thing is me. Like, I'm the only one that's ever like, hey, man, let's not talk about it. We're still talking is still going on with it.

Yeah. I'm never like, that's it, you're gone. It's like, guess what? When he goes, all right, y'all didn't say it too much.

Like, I can't deal with y'all. You know what I mean? He says things in ways that, like nobody else, saying, if I was a corporate entity, I'd have to fire him for saying the N-word. At least 77 times since we've been doing this show, we gotta.

Have at least 1% black in me. So I'm probably. I'm allowed. You got a lot of money in you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I'm like Puerto Rican, you know, I got a little bit of everything. Yeah. I just got black titty milk heritage there.

Yeah. Yes. He built his word. I said about 1%. Two. That's over. That's it. That's not like 1%. That's

like uncut. Milk. That's a real. Big titty milk, baby. That's it. I'm pasteurized. Coming out hot. That's right.

Ain't had time to let the cream, right? Yeah. God damn it. Back to going to hell. There. Ever had a reprieve before? Shit.

She it.. Shit, man. Fucking. Yeah. I've been watching all kinds of shit, man. I'm like, God damn water. Fucked up

food, fucked up fruit, fucked up, man. Am I gonna do. We all just gonna die, dawg? Figure out how to get my garden going in the house I'm renting.

Shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. I can't even get it to go. So I could have a garden. Man put a fence up.

That's all you gotta do. Send us. I got to send the shit for that, too. Yeah. Why don't you put the fence? Look, look.

You buy a dog fence and just buy two of them and put them lengthwise and then fill it up with garden stuff. When you when you put a fence up, anything in that fence you can fucking do outside of a deck, the deck has to be approved because that's something that. Yeah, but the fence gotta be approved to.

The ain't shit. I've done that shit. You just got to make sure you get a permit. You can buy those dog fences and they go up and down.

You pick them up, put them down and take them away. Now he's still got to get some shit for that because it has to with homeowners. All I'm saying is, even if you get the permit to do it, it's going to be cheaper and easier.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it up and use that as your garden. And then when you're done living here, you could take it down, take it with you, sell it. You know what I mean.

But you put that fence up anything in that fence, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do. And that's a good six footer. So you could black it out and then no one could see inside of it, do all kinds of shit.

But then, you know, you might have one of them nosy Karen's around. That might be like, he's doing something illegal over there and all you guys tomatoes in that bitch. You know what I'm saying?

Well, Karen's gotta learn this. There's a there's a guy. I don't know what he is, but he's over here.

I tried calling ice, but. I told him he might have some black in him. He is. He might have some black. He's got a lot of.

What is it, Mike? Mike? That. Damn. He got a. Yeah. She had a lot. Of money he got. So he got some dirty something going on.

And you got something going on here, like, what the fuck is happening? He's got. Mud in the mud. Got mud in them much. Yeah. Okay.

Like fuck. Okay. He got got something going. He'd be cooking good, but he got something going on back here. He's clearly not a purebred.

He's called Ice Cambrai. They didn't pick him up. He's okay. He got all his paperwork. So he's not a legal.

I'm an American mutt to man. Ain't no. Idea on the corner. Look at it. It's going to be that lady that you didn't get that brisket to that one.

The one that could smell you coming down the street. That was all. Yeah. She actually come up here talking about some smells good.

That bitch came by again. She said she never seen anything ever said. She said. If she hit with that. You got that one.

That came right at one time I said nah, what? I don't even remember. That bitch looked like. She goes, oh well, she just walked by and I'm like, what.

Do you have cooking. And cook? Shit, we're out there fixing her fucking car that day. And she she was trying to get you hungry.

As I. All right. Well, I ain't never seen that bitch or talk to that bitch since that day. You know what I mean?

I never saw her before that day. Try to figure it out. That's the one. It's gonna be standing on the corner.

Of everybody. I've seen the Spanish boys. I went over there yesterday. Them Spanish boys was out there.

Fried chicken last yesterday. At least that's what it smelled like. My garage. Should do. What's up?

What are y'all cooking on? I can smell it in my house. Cause they're gonna look at you funny. They gonna say something Spanish to see if you roll with them and they be like, oh, wait a minute. Now he ain't one of us.

Just say Odelay. He's something else. Yeah. Me. Oh. The lane. So. But it looked like they was doing something I don't know.

I'm a I'm gonna make some. I'm gonna make some jump alive. That's what I want to try to start making now. Oh, man. That's what I want to make.

Voodoo brothers. Yeah, yeah. I've always looked at that jump, though. I've always watched videos on Facebook.

Talking about jambalaya. You know what I mean? Man, we went to this place yesterday. Remember I told you it was taking wifey out?

We went to fucking milk and honey, it's just that everybody was talking about how milk and honey up in D.C. is, like, fucking fire. Like, supposed to be good, We got this motherfucker, man. And the food, the portions fucking huge.

Like I was not expecting. We were not. Expecting D.C.. No. Hell, no. I ain't going to be. They got one in Bristol.

So is in Bristol, right? Something like, I'm gonna check this place because they hype it up. Right? We go out there. Why?

She orders, cheese grits and shit with the with the shrimp and grits. With the sausage in it. I ordered a Biscoff waffle and chicken joint, you know, but I got instead of thighs, I got wings with my waffle, and but the sides don't come with the meal, you know what I mean?

Like, sides are separate, like fucking whatever. Couldn't figure out why those signs are with these fucking meals, you know what I'm saying? So fucking. I worked in restaurants a long time. That ain't how it's supposed to work.

She got. Yeah, wifey got candy, yams, bacon. And, They bring the sides first or second. The sides came out after the entree, you know what I mean?

But it all really came out together, you know what I mean? The land and they came back and. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well that doesn't.

That's the same time. Yeah. That's that that doesn't count two trips. That's fine. Yeah. That's it's like they, they come right back for the.

Fucking portions. Yeah. Yeah. So when they brought out the small bowl, the motherfucking bowl was like this, you know, I'm like, what the fuck did they bring the waffle out of the waffle that fucking thick? I'm like, Holy shit, the wings.

Shit. Probably like that. You know what I mean? That part of my hand. Two fingers in this right here.

I'm like six of them with the wall. I'm like, Holy. So me and wifey, we laughing because we're like, we didn't think he's portions were going to be this fucking bitch.

So you got dinner for the night with that same shit? What? I had that shit for breakfast. I'm gonna eat some of that shit when I get home.

You know what? I had the rest of it for the breakfast tomorrow. You know what I mean? But, like. So we ordered.

I got. I got collard greens and fucking, Where's this place? It's in Bristol, where Velocity Wings used to be.

At milk and honey. Yeah. Milking. Okay. All right, but don't bother. How much did this shit cost you?

All of it all together was like, 150, But you're basically paying for portions because. You're paying for a week's meal. A shitty food you're paying for. Fucking wasn't.

The food wasn't bad, but it wasn't spectacular. That's what I dropped it, brother. Dude, that sounds like I'm like this, this.

This, this little. Try that. Like, what you're describing sounds like Golden Corral high, high class style.

Yeah, but you. Got to go to places like that for the hype because they may be like on TV. Shit. I would just to see because everybody talked about how good this shit is.

I wanted to see if it was real. I had. To drive 100. And 50. You maybe get one thing, you know what I mean? But let me try this place. You know.

I'm looking at it as, okay, the shit is similar because it's supposed to be like a Louisiana like style joint, right? It's voodoo brothers. The same kind of thing. New Orleans, Louisiana style joint, voodoo brothers food way better.

And the cost is cheaper. Fortunes are the same. I'd rather go to fool brothers than fucking this place, you know what I'm saying?

That's what's up now. The food wasn't bad. I'm not going to say the food was fucking terrible, but it wasn't nothing to be like, oh, man, you got to go there. Where?

I told Voodoo brothers, you got to go to Voodoo Brothers, right? Gator bites over there at that other place. Nah, we we we got the brunch menu.

Don't got Gator buddies, man. We got the brunch menu like, it was a lot of. It was a lot of seafood shrimp.

They got this lobster jerk lobster pasta. Like, if I ever go back, I would try that jerk lobster pasta to see what it was working with. That was at. Milk and Honey. Honey? Yeah.

I don't have no desire. Milk and honey in this Louisiana and shit. Like, what the fuck? Look, I couldn't figure. That out.

Ain't about no milk and honey down that motherfucker. I mean, I'm not even sure what I would expect at a place called Milton. That's exactly.

I didn't know because I didn't even look at the menu. Wife. You looked at the minimum. 300. Cherry laid out there.

I saw the place. When I got a nut. Yeah, that's. Where's the honey nut at? You know what I mean? I thought it was going to be like, some kind of like, I don't know,

I don't really know what I thought, but I heard so much about the one in DC. Let me check this motherfucker out here since it's here. Yeah. I got to drive to DC for this shit.

That sucks, man. When I go back a it's not on the hot list is like a I'm. I'm gonna hit through there. It's not something I'm gonna swing through.

But if somebody said, hey, man, meet me at milk, honey, I'll meet you there. I went to. A and I'll try something different. I went to a place in Fairfax called Taco Baba.

Yeah. Thursday night when I was leaving because I wasn't working Friday. And, I've gotten their stuff to go like, before.

I've had it delivered to me at work because it's really good. It travels well. It's good shit. I like it anyway. Where's the net? In Fairfax.

They've got a few of them. There was one up near the mall. But, what, seven corners up there? Oh. No, it's not that far.

It's like Fair Oaks. It was. There was one okay, near Fair Oaks. And one of the strips off of Fair Oaks wasn't in the mall, but it was in one of those streets that runs off.

Yeah. And, there's there's a couple other ones, like there's one in probably Tysons and Sterling. Probably the mosaic one.

I think there's one in Fairfax, like there or in, like near George Mason and shit. I think they might have one on campus. There's, there's a number of them in that Fairfax area.

Okay. But I went in and I didn't realize they had a bar, and I was like, fucking. I'm gonna sit at the bar.

So I ordered what I normally do, which usually cost me, like 20 something bucks. Yeah. And I was like, let me get your best tequila.

A shot of that with no nothing. Just a shot of the best tequila, because I like having a drink, but I don't like anything that's not really good. Yeah. Like fucking. I'm not gonna.

I'm not gonna drink it if it's not real good. I'm getting a megas on the rock. So that's my. That's a that's a solid.

But like, I go to the Mexican places, I'm like, let me get whatever your best Mexican. Places is. Rough. Problem is. For me like that because it's Jack or something.

I went I went up, I went up like I was like, it must have been $25 shot. You know. You were at the top joint. Yeah.

Which response? How? I'd have done it as a bartender, you know, like I wasn't sweating it, but like, I got my bill and normally it would have been like 25, 32 and it was like 54. Oh, man. I've been drinking. Oh, yeah.

I was fucking I hit the 22% button on the thing and was like, fucking, you know, cost me like 70 bucks. Yes. I could have got out of there with no liquor for like 30. Yep. Yeah.

But sometimes you might as well had that drink. Dude, I felt good. I. It didn't hurt me at all. Like the reason I get good liquor.

Whatever your best is, is because that doesn't it doesn't hurt my body to process it. If I drink cheap liquor. And it always has been, like, way more difficult to process cheap liquor from whenever, for as long as I've ever drank.

In it. All the. Not filtered, it's not pure, it's not really cared for. Like it's bulk churned out because that's what people want on the rail people, people that are like, oh, it's not doesn't matter.

And I'm like, yeah, that's because you're an alcoholic. Yeah. Right. Good. Yeah I Barton in a long time I just want one shot of really good shit.

Yeah. So it was good. It tasted good. And like I took that. I had a little sip of my water. My fucking tacos landed.

Everything was like, boom. It was really. It was nice. There you go. It was a nice event, and I was feeling right when I left, you know what I mean? So it did his job.

It did his job. Everything hit like it was supposed to hit. That feels great. Taco baba. Taco baba BAMB.

Got you. Yeah. I got to keep an eye out for one of those. It's it's, Yeah, there's 3 or 4 or five of them.

I'm not sure, but they're good. And I know that there's a stoner involved with it, because back in the day there was Fairfax four way, which was like really good weed that smelled really, really good. And but it was dangerous to have because if you lived in an apartment complex, every one of your whole building would know you. Had it. Yeah.

Because it was loud as fuck. It smelled so good. And, somebody and one of, like, the different Taco Baba seemed to have different menus because the one I was at didn't have the Fairfax four way taco on the menu.

Okay. But the one that I order from at work. And always has. Fairfax four way Taco and I'm like, I know what y'all had been.

I know where this guy's been. He's been around here a long time, man. Oh, I'm putting it in so I can find one. BAMBA.

Yeah. C Falls Church, Fairfax. So Fair lakes and where's this one. That. So the closest one is Falls Church.

Are you looking at your bets right now bro? Yeah. It's what he does now. We got Vienna and Hernan. Oh, that's. So it's all that.

Oh, there's one Springfield. Yeah, there. Around Alexandria. Okay. Stirling. Okay, cool cool cool, cool.

But, yeah, I'm gonna keep an eye out for these motherfuckers while I'm driving around. Yeah, yeah, they're one of the ones that are worth going to, in my opinion, at least for me. It's like if I eat at a place and I like the way it tastes, it doesn't make me feel like shit.

And I and I do that more than a couple of times. I'm like, all right, I'm fucking with you. You know, if I go there and I have it a couple of times and it's good, and a couple of times it's bad, I don't fuck with that place anymore.

I usually give a place two times three if I need to, because if I go to first time, it is good, cool. I'll go back and if it's bad then I go back at third time. But if I can hit it twice and they're both good twice, I know it's straight.

Well, the only place that's ever really long run been a problem with Chipotle because Chipotle when it started was good. I always thought. But then. Seems. Bola this.

Place is very cross-contamination. You ever go into a chapel. You look at the kitchen for the kitchen and you go this is.

But yeah like you go and you look at their setup. It's not good. Everything's right there on top. I always wanted that shit to when I went, I only I've only had Chipotle maybe three times in my entire life.

Well, I probably had it ten times before it ever became a real problem. Yeah. The more popular it got. And then I, I went, I don't know, a few times over maybe a year and got sick every other time.

And I'm like, I don't go anymore. I don't fuck with Chipotle. Yeah. People started calling it Pottle because you was getting the sports and Taco Bell.

I don't know. Yeah. No it's bad. I never really. Had that out there. And that's pretty good Mexican spot. Oh great.

Yeah I call it what it calls. Oh, no. Whatever the fuck. Yeah. Everybody knows what we're talking about.

Yeah, that's that's all right. I fuck with that place. It is cheap. Yeah, it ain't bad. You get a hell of good food for the on the.

Cheap brother stuff. I get there that I get there like I get everywhere else. That's my least favorite place where, like, I get the flowers, the roll, chicken tacos, and there's fucking terrible.

So everything I've had there been on. The Taco Baba Windsor fire, the one. Here, enchiladas. The one here, the pinnacle of fire there one's a had somewhere I really like.

Restaurants usually tend to fall off like you look at tipis. Like tipis ain't the same, you know. Yeah it ain't, bro. I never.

Used to be good. It used to be good. Like ten years ago. He used to be good, man. But, like, they don't lost something.

But they're all going out of business here. About. About the clothes. I'm sure. Yeah. I mean. You see, some lady got stabbed in the parking lot up there and Warrenton.

Yeah. Yeah, a couple of weeks back. Yeah, that had to happen. Yeah, it happened about three weeks. Rob, for tacos or something?

No, it started someplace else and ended up over there. Apparently they, like, stabbed her in a neighborhood and then tried to drive her to the hospital or whatever, and I guess they decided to go to tipis on the way down. Damn. I don't know, it seemed pretty, pretty broke. Down your face.

It hit me up and I was like, yo, you got to do your errands yet? I'm like, yeah. I was riding around town that day and I drove by the whole thing couple of times.

And she was like, motherfucker just got stabbed out there joint. And I was like, all right, I was, I go to Walmart then I ain't going to go that way. I just go to Walmart and deal with the bullshit at Walmart.

I went to Walmart, but I drove by it and then I was coming back from Walmart. I drove by it again and like the first time there was just a truck there and there was like a police tape. Yeah, the pickup truck.

When I was coming back, there was a cop car there. There was a bunch of people gathered around somebody on the ground next to the cop car. So it seemed very weird to me.

And then the time frames are what they were talking about on the the web after the job either. And I was like, whatever, I'm I'm not going to worry about it. It's not like that shooting in Vegas where everything seems really sketchy.

But, you know, we don't want to get too far deep into the weeds. We are what I'm saying. Be there. We all in them.

We know shit out going on out here. I talked to Dirty Trucker about that the other day. How's that motherfucker. You're doing good, man.

He's got, like, the VA's taking care of him on some shit that they should be good. Like, many years past, when they should have started taking care of him. So he's got he's got that going. Good for him.

Shout out to trucker man. He's working from home and a job. He says he's a little mind numbing but he seems to like just fine man. If you. Work hard costs down. He's working from home.

He's making decent coin. Especially from working from home. Oh my. Shit, if you're working from home. You already went in? Yeah.

No, I said, man, you hire him with that boy. You know. It's a little mind numbing. I said I. Was doing what I do.

Shit. Mine is not bad if you can do it from home. For real. Yeah. What I'm saying, like, I can take my number.

Kevin's commute. Cut this commute by 100%. Me? Mine. Yeah, yeah. I'm working from home. Shit, I can get it.

Walk away from this motherfucker. Go do something to crib for a second. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

And have my mouth, like, hooked up to a goddamn fan rotating back and forth movement. I might have a goddamn laptop. I could take the the with me while I could just sit there and keep doing whatever works.

Yeah, whatever kind of thing it is. The background on. Basic. Background on it. I don't know, you're in the show.

Yep, yep. Fucking it had that blurred out deal. Yep. Like shit. I will meet with a good time. She I said fucking chaos right now.

I got like 13 people working for me and everything I gotta find on my tablet. And then I got to take a picture of it with my tablet. So it's me.

Just like finding something for somebody to do. You're just checking boxes of what's gotten accomplished. Yeah, but this is like all over the place.

And then actually finishing it like this motherfucker put a, put a, put a plug in, but didn't put the cover on it type dumb shit, you know. Because you're going and looking at it and making sure it's actually done before you're confirming that it's done in the app. Well, I'm. Going off the list.

They had a bunch of clean boots walk through like 30 of them. They find whatever they feel is wrong. And then I got to go by and find this place and then fix it, you know what I mean?

But I got like 13 guys with me, and that's all we got going on right now. So it's like literally finding 13 people, something to do all day long. Because by the time we get the first one done and y'all number 12 or whatever, you know, mean number one is coming back looking for something else to do type shit.

Friday I was like, just stand there. Your job right now is just stand there. And do what you do when I'm not around.

You know what the fuck that is? That's make it look like you're working, but you're not really working. I was like, you think it was five guys on the other side walls?

And I'm not staring at right now doing anything. I'm like, no, they're sitting down to thumbing her ass. Fucking bullshit. Because I'm not over there. Right?

So you can't, like, tell them to clean or something, like pick up nails or. Well. We were doing that all last week. You know what I mean? Last week was clean up the fucking job type shit, you know?

I mean, because last week it was a clean. Boots are coming, so everything had to be the boss comes up, start screaming at me. Fucking Wednesday.

He pissed me off, I left, I don't even think I clocked out, I just left. Mama yelled out for that shit. Fucking fucking like. He was like.

He shot up at like seven. Was like, everything's got to be out of here on this whole floor today. And it's like, press about 49 elevator trips, you know, at the bare minimum of what I know of what's going to get out of here, let alone what the fuck?

You know what's gonna get out of here? And he's like, it's got to be done today. We'll get ten bells.

And so I get like 4 or 5 fucking apprentices to start working on it, you know what I mean? It hit me like 30 minutes later talking about elevator down. And I'm like, damn.

I'm like, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I said that jobs, right. So be well, I'm up on the roof doing some shit.

I'm outside doing some shit by the lights. You know what I mean? Fucking. I'm doing shit, like, all over the world, you know what I mean?

And I'm like, well, just start getting ready to go, right? And then the one ball shows up, hits me up like elevators working, and it's like 11. And I'm like, all right, all y'all start bringing over there.

And the other guy comes over and he's like, elevators still ain't working yet. And I'm like, just keep polishing over there. Right. So then about 30 minutes go by, the other boss called his back, bitching like, why ain't all this shit done?

We ain't got elevators working, blah blah. You know, we gotta get this shit moved. So I'm just like, all right. Fuck it.

So I just stopped me and my four people, and then I start grabbing everything, and I got a line fucking from the elevator to just to the job, you know? I mean, this one. I don't give a fuck, you know what I mean? I'm like, send it. Yeah, that, send that, send that.

Where I'm like, put it in line with her. Just put it in line, you know what I mean? And he's all like. Just take.

Pictures of it and let the elevator guy know when he comes up that all the shit that's in front of him has to go somewhere and type in theory. You know what I mean? I'm like, if that guy opens up the door and can't see around anything and he don't know that that shit got to go somewhere, he's gonna leave it. He.

That guy should be fired. Like he should at least know this shit should go somewhere. Cause the one here yesterday type shit.

You know what I mean? Well, come to fuck, bro. So he said he's like, I got to send the pictures of it to all the clean boots.

So the clean boots can finally tell the other guy to do the job, right. You know, the. That makes me think, where are.

You putting these things? Just outside. Everything's gonna go within. It doesn't seem like a good place for it.

Because once the boots leave, you got to bring it all back in. Of course. No, it can't come in no more. Like all my material, all my tools, we keep them outside.

So, like, we need something. We gotta go. Outside. Find the job. You go get the thing and bring the thing in and do it and then take it back out.

Yeah. In theory, yes. Oh, man. Fuck that. Yeah. We had. Been looking for stuff for people to do. Now you got it? Yeah.

What are you doing? You're moving that to there. And then what? You and that other guy are getting that work done, and then what?

Then you're bringing all that shit right back here. Then what? Then you're asking me what else you can do, and you make them do it both times, right?

Make them bring it back. And then maybe ten minutes later, you tell them to take it right back to where it was and do another thing. They won't be doing some exterminating the other day.

Fucking. We're up there putting labels on jumps and boxes. They had black widows hanging out inside. The covers were receptacles were right. So, we saw at least two of them.

I took a picture of it and sent it in the chat or whatever, and I was like, y'all got Black Widow. Venom. Andy? Andy. Venom.

Where's the location? Right. So the boss is like, where is that at? And I'm like, it's up here on the roof.

So I go all the way down outside now, and he calls me, he's like, hey, you got to go meet blah blah blah on the roof. So where the spider was, bro? Because he don't, you know, he don't want to open up 80 fucking covers or whatever.

And I'm like, I don't give. A fuck as well because. I didn't. I just came down here, bro. Like I'm not going back up there. Tell him just what you think I had to do so slowly.

I just got down here, bro. He just opened up. Look for the whip and find him in there. Just hanging out, bro. Like it's not that difficult.

And then I talked to the one boss later. I'm like, anybody go up there and do that. And he's like, fucking no.

He was talking to go up there with a stick. I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, yeah, that's not a good idea with a black widow.

Yeah. I'm like, y'all just why don't you just lead them off? You got 85% up on the roof, man. Ain't nobody ever going up there to fucking use anything.

You know what I mean? They're going to be full of shit. Because when I, when I go there. Yeah, I mean, that's where the bug hiding somewhere right now, the roofs.

On those buildings are full of some shit. Yeah. I saw something the other day that said there was a place in Reston that ran their emergency generators. It was the fucking data center. 24. Yeah, I know.

This. Is 24 hours. People that lived in the neighborhood had to leave. Smoke. Because the. Smoke coming, just bellowing.

The noise, the smoke and the fumes. Yeah. They couldn't breathe. They had to leave the fucking problem.

Dude, because their back up, she didn't wear his ass. Well, we got. To keep saying all that shit should be in, like, Alaska where it's cold.

They're like, we got to do all this to keep it cold. I'm like, what? You build where it's cold. Go to a state where it's cold all the time and build all your shit.

Antarctica where nobody can go to. You throw them motherfuckers right there. Go to Antarctica, Michael.

No one can go there. And that's all that needs to be said about that. Look, you can keep the motherfuckers cool too, as fuck Kohl's and get out that ball.

Fucking let the air cool. Coming. That bitch, man. Use that motherfucker. Cold ass Arctic blast. Keep the motherfucking service. Cool.

Shit. I saw the problem. I think so, man. Throw them right there. And are you gonna do is have those fans on the side of the building, one side and the other, and it's like two side.

Just let that go. Pass right through, like a window. Just blow the. Fucking shit cooler. Shit. Just fucking 13 degrees outside.

You can't keep these servers cold with the fucking. All right? Give somebody a ton of money to keep check on the service while you're living down that bitch.

The fuck you know, we just saw. We can. We saw this bitch. We'd be solving some problems. Fucking. That's exactly right.

We already doing more than the government, and we throw hypotheticals out there for your ass. That's exactly right. Come on, man.

When I run for president in 2028, I'm going to make all the fucking data centers go up north where it's cold, real cold. Maybe we'll take over Canada, like Trump said, and make Canada be the state with all of the goddamn, Canada. Let us fuck up the goddamn woods appearance.

They like their fucking nature. Yeah, we we turn up here. No trees. Hey, you want the lumber, Oh, hey, ladies and gentlemen, with that said,

we're gonna have to bring this episode of foolishness to a close. Oh. Yeah, we're going to go ahead and hit you all in just a minute with Mike's new track. Got a new truck for y'all's asses out there, man.

Since you no fucking midterms and shit. You know, you got something to listen to here for this bullshit here. You know what I'm saying?

This is the first most produced song ever to come out of the imperfect entertainment branch, because big Mike and I sat with the multi-track going and stacking things up. The first ones. Come out of Flat Bar Studio. Flat Bottom Studios kicked out its first hit here, and, what's it called again, Mike?

None of them shit. None of them shit by Jay Rod Statham. Let us know what you think. Y'all hit us up.

And with that said, ladies and gentlemen, don't forget we love you very much. Love y'all. We wish you nothing but the best. All day, every day.

Be nice to people that look like you and nice people that don't look like you. Don't be a. Dick a little bit about a little bit like gentlemen, we believe in you.

Strike. Keep grinding on the shit you trying to get done, because that's how it's going to get done. And don't forget, we love you very, very much.

Love y'all. And peace be with, you. Know, peace. All else I can build in the air. I'm jet none. None of them. Shit.

Yeah. We got another Mason. A French show parody for that ass. Where all my lion astro publicans and wearing your little red

hats on his tip and calling him dad. Love lies. Don't believe facts. Don't forget those Democrats. They are just as bad talking

like they got your back and they both funded by a pack. None of them shit, none of them shit. None of them shit.

None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. Yeah. We're fucked and I can't stand it.

We're the checks from the doses and the terrorist funding wars. Just like they planned it. This shit is fake. Just like the moon landing.

Release the files because of the fuss. Not a single pedal in jail or in cuffs. Our government is just a shell steady getting fucked by Israel.

I'm a lion for public hands. And wearing your little red hat on his tipping. Calling him dad. Love lies, don't believe facts.

Don't forget those Democrats. They are just as bad talking like they got your bag and they both funded by a bag. None of them shit.

None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit.

Fake the war on drugs and pulled out a crime bill just to keep for profit. Prison sales field don't have health care. You're going to get taxed.

Got big pharma standing on our backs every day. The cost is getting high. Trying to make it and barely getting by.

I hear grinding, doing our best just to get the shaft by Robert and ask for a public ad wearing your little red hats on his tip and calling him dad. Love lies, don't believe facts. Don't forget those Democrats.

They are just as bad talking like they got your back and they both funded by a pack. None of them shit, none of them shit. None of them shit.

None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. None of them shit. Yeah.

Fuck. Big, big fuck a pack, Jerry, man. Super PACs, all the fuck. Goddamn. All. All three branches of government.

Fuck everybody in the House. Representatives. Fuck everybody in the Senate. Your mama two. We try and get somebody out here.

Start throwing for the damn best of two evils, though. You know where to, you know, give me somebody that's here for us. This is going to do some change, because guess what?

None of them. Shit.

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