Skip to content

Grocery Store Flirting, Golf Bets & Bad Decisions | Episode 24

Episode 24 · September 18th, 2017 · 43 mins 2 secs

About this Episode

Episode 24 of The Mason and Friends Show delivers another completely unplanned trip through sports, dating, gambling, bad financial decisions and everyday life.

The conversation starts with an update on selling a house before moving into fantasy football, Aaron Rodgers, the Chicago Bears and an unexpectedly serious discussion about cheeseburgers and bacon.

Then comes a day on the golf course with players who are significantly better than Mason. Between lost balls, crooked shots, side bets, drinks and money changing hands, the crew debates whether an expensive day golfing is still financially smarter than spending the same money at a strip club.

That leads directly into stories about strip clubs, spending money, making it rain — or at least creating some “morning dew” — and questionable nights from years past.

One of the episode's biggest stories begins with a late-night Safeway trip for frozen chicken wings and pizza. A conversation with the cashier turns into talk about roulette, craps and a possible trip to Charles Town. The problem is actually closing the deal and asking for the phone number.

From there, the conversation covers flirting at Waffle House, drunk confidence, casino dates, an unexpected recurring subscription for supposed THC or “weed pills,” sleep aids, selling a house and keeping unwanted visitors out.

By the end, structure has disappeared entirely and the show turns into an extended improvised freestyle session.

It's exactly what The Mason and Friends Show does best: friends talking openly, uncensored and without much interest in sticking to a plan.

Topics include: grocery store flirting, dating stories, Safeway, golf betting, bad golf, gambling, roulette, casino trips, strip clubs, fantasy football, Chicago Bears, Aaron Rodgers, bacon, chicken wings, Waffle House stories, THC pills, house selling and freestyle comedy.

The Mason and Friends Show — Sailing the Murky Waters since 2017.

00:00 Episode 24 Introduction
02:17 House Closing Update
02:28 Fantasy Football & Aaron Rodgers
03:24 Cheese, Burgers & Bacon
06:15 Chicago Bears Talk
07:34 A Very Rough Day of Golf
10:10 Betting on the Golf Course
15:14 Golf vs. Strip Club Spending
17:06 Strip Club Stories
22:07 Flirting at Safeway
24:10 Chicken Wings & Casino Plans
27:00 The Return Trip to Safeway
30:40 Waffle House Flirting
31:43 The “Weed Pill” Subscription
33:35 Sleep Aids & Home Security
36:16 Moving, Bacon & Freestyle
42:36 Closing the Show

i can hear myself, bacon, NFL talk,
golf pros, mail order brides,
playing golf poorly

#MasonAndFriends #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #UncensoredPodcast #DatingStories #GolfStories #GamblingStories #FantasyFootball #FunnyStories #PodcastComedy