Freestyle Chaos, DEA Stories & Bad Hypotheticals — Episode 21

[00:01:22.682] In that movie, Jack Nicholson kills it like. [00:01:25.118] He didn't need to nail it. [00:01:26.419] He like he's talking to the dude like he puts the, [00:01:29.689] What did he do? [00:01:30.356] He puts the thing on, and, [00:01:34.761] He he, like, has the ring on his finger, [00:01:36.896] and he buzzes the fuck out of him. [00:01:42.035] Check it out. [00:01:42.635] Check it out. Check it out. [00:01:44.137] Yeah. [00:01:44.537] The, Like, he puts the buzzer in his hand. [00:01:47.574] Remember any fucking fries? [00:01:48.608] That guy, like, lights him on fire [00:01:50.777] and he's charred, and he sits down and he's like, he's talking. [00:01:54.314] To him, trying to call. No, that's the other one was born. [00:01:56.483] Was it was following it out or. [00:01:57.750] It was. No, I don't think so in that second one. [00:02:00.286] Harvey Dent in it. It's played by Billy Dee Williams. [00:02:03.056] Well yeah, but. [00:02:04.157] He doesn't go all Two-Face. [00:02:05.458] It would have been way cooler if Harvey Dent went all two faced [00:02:09.562] at some point, but, as it is. [00:02:13.433] But yeah, that was definitely a good.

[00:02:15.135] He wanted to get in on this. [00:02:17.170] You want in on this conversation? [00:02:18.471] I just gotta unmute your mic if you want in on it. [00:02:20.740] I could turn you up. [00:02:22.275] Ladies and gentlemen, we have another guest joining us. [00:02:25.578] The lovely sex Burt. [00:02:26.679] Amy, there's no Amy. [00:02:28.581] Amy. There's no on and off. Switch on that microphone. [00:02:30.650] It's just talk is what it is. [00:02:32.952] So what up? [00:02:34.954] What up? [00:02:35.688] There's no press to talk. It is just talk. [00:02:38.591] There's no press. Starts to start button. [00:02:41.461] So start. But it's not blond. [00:02:43.163] It's not blond proof. [00:02:44.898] There's not a start button on here. [00:02:46.933] This dude. [00:02:49.335] Oh well. [00:02:51.938] Look at that. [00:02:54.641] It's a lot of, noise coming over that thing. [00:02:57.777] I don't know what the fuck is wrong with that, Mike. [00:02:59.379] I, I think she moves it a lot, but I'm not sure if she is or she isn't. [00:03:02.916] I don't know. [00:03:04.017] She's not moving. Stick all around. [00:03:05.451] Just stop fucking with it.

[00:03:07.220] I guess it's maybe a sensitive microphone. [00:03:10.023] Hello. [00:03:10.356] Hello, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. [00:03:13.326] Microphone. [00:03:14.260] Mike, check. [00:03:14.727] Their microphone checks. [00:03:16.329] Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen. [00:03:18.498] Indeed. How do we do? [00:03:20.133] How do we do? [00:03:20.633] How do we do? [00:03:21.634] And dubiously, I'd like to explain something strange here [00:03:25.838] on the late night Los Angeles radio show that I like to do sometimes. [00:03:30.410] I'd like all the ladies give me a call, explain to me [00:03:34.314] what they're up to tonight, where they're going with their talking to. [00:03:38.318] What are they saying? [00:03:40.486] You know, you know. [00:03:42.021] But they're not out there because we're not on in Los Angeles. [00:03:45.458] Not out there. We're not on in Warrenton. [00:03:47.594] We're not on anywhere East coast, West coast, nowhere on terrestrial radio [00:03:52.398] can we be heard. We were strictly on the cloud. Wow. [00:03:54.834] If you're listening, [00:03:55.768] you may very well be listening on your motherfucking cell phone.

[00:03:59.339] And if you're doing that, I greatly appreciate it. [00:04:01.341] I'd like to give a shout out to all my people out there. [00:04:04.043] You know, we, the Mason and French show. [00:04:06.279] We have people in Germany listening now and we appreciate you all be gay to steer. [00:04:10.550] What's up motherfuckers? [00:04:12.118] Love y'all. We love y'all. What? What did you just say? [00:04:14.654] No shit. World fucking wide. Worldwide. [00:04:18.157] We also had another download out of California. [00:04:20.760] Oh, Kelly. Kelly stepping up. [00:04:22.662] Send me some gummies. [00:04:23.896] But Germany officially makes up 20% of our downloads right now. [00:04:29.969] We are. We? [00:04:30.603] We still got three germs. [00:04:31.738] This is the 21st episode in. [00:04:34.841] The Germans have almost downloaded 20 episodes. [00:04:39.379] I think if the ladies knew how sexy and fine you guys are, [00:04:42.882] you would have a lot more listeners. Is that how it is? [00:04:45.451] Yeah. If we were on video right now, we'd be madhouse. [00:04:47.887] We need to do the damn. [00:04:50.423] Where they can pop up the blog instant blog.

[00:04:53.259] Because we have some questions between me and yourself. [00:04:55.895] You know that are that are they are they are worthy of, [00:05:00.967] other parties or whatever you want to call. [00:05:03.102] Other parties. [00:05:04.604] So you think that you think that our questions should. [00:05:07.440] Be, you know, I mean, like, you know, the chicken come first or the egg. [00:05:11.711] You do have some strange shit. Shit that's like. [00:05:14.113] Well, I don't know. Like, what did you ask? [00:05:16.282] You asked some strange shit one time. [00:05:18.251] We didn't even put this. [00:05:18.951] Wasn't even on. [00:05:19.652] This isn't even part of the true Mason in. [00:05:22.221] The top. [00:05:22.689] I asked if you fucking headed for the sticker for a year. [00:05:29.462] And I guess I'm just not like that. [00:05:31.097] I suppose I wouldn't fuck a handicapped chick [00:05:33.333] just for the sticker, like, I mean, if she was like, [00:05:36.736] I will give you my window thing so you can park in the handicapped spaces [00:05:41.741] for the next year just to fuck me this one time.

[00:05:44.711] I guess I might do that, but I'd still like feel weird about it. [00:05:47.880] Like. [00:05:48.114] But don't get me wrong, [00:05:49.382] if I dated a handicapped chicken, I really liked the handicapped chick. [00:05:52.218] I wouldn't have a problem with using her fucking handicapped parking thing. [00:05:54.454] Oh, that's your that's half yours. Absolutely. Have fun. [00:05:57.156] You don't fuck her, then you're discriminating against her. [00:05:59.892] Well, I don't discriminate against the handicapped. [00:06:02.128] Absolutely not. [00:06:03.363] Like they can get it. To you. Don't fuck her. You are [00:06:06.799] well. [00:06:06.999] No, no, no it's not. [00:06:07.800] If I don't fuck her that I'm discriminating against banging [00:06:10.169] handicapped chicks. Like I might actually not like the [00:06:12.772] handicapped chick enough to not want to fuck. [00:06:14.774] And she knows it's because she's handicap. [00:06:16.476] No no no no. [00:06:17.143] It's probably because her fucking personality's handicapped. [00:06:19.712] No it's. Because no, no. Not fucking mood. [00:06:21.814] Seriously. No no no I like that in a chick.

[00:06:23.816] Like I can just manipulator however I want. [00:06:25.618] Like there's an appeal there. [00:06:26.886] Like I just be like, oh you want to be dying style. [00:06:29.055] She's like not really. [00:06:29.689] And I'm like, well, tough shit, handicapped bitch. [00:06:33.126] You get the darkest hour anyway. [00:06:37.563] A way that you could sneak anal sex and act like it's me. [00:06:41.534] That's not cool. [00:06:42.368] See? Like, I'm not really into, like, booty hole sex. [00:06:44.670] Like, like, it's, like, just not that important to me. [00:06:47.974] Like, I would stay vaginal, like I'm. [00:06:50.243] I'm true with the Vijay. [00:06:52.044] Like I can get down. [00:06:53.980] What are we talking about? [00:06:54.981] The blind chick. [00:06:55.882] I mean, a blind chick would be the perfect kind of chick. [00:06:59.352] Handicapped chick. There. [00:07:00.553] Now, we've. Now we've doubled on, as I think. [00:07:02.822] How do you just assume that just the handicapped chick is going to take it? [00:07:05.992] You're going to be able to just ram it in handicapped. Yeah. [00:07:08.094] I mean, she might be like, she might be a paraplegic.

[00:07:10.897] Is she, like in a wheel? [00:07:11.931] Is she in a wheelchair where she has to use that thing [00:07:13.566] with her mouth to move herself around, [00:07:15.501] or is she in a wheelchair that she can move herself with her arms. [00:07:17.837] If she just got one arm? So is that her handicap? [00:07:20.339] Yeah, if she just got one arm, you go ahead and put her. But. [00:07:22.775] But she born like that, or she losing like a car wreck or something. [00:07:25.711] Out of the handicapped. [00:07:26.512] Handicapped. You see old handicaps is old. No no no. [00:07:29.215] There's a mental difference though. [00:07:30.483] Like if I meet a chick that lost her hand three years ago. [00:07:33.553] I'm a whole lot less interested than if she was born in one handed. [00:07:36.656] Oh, why is that? She got? [00:07:37.957] Because she's going to be all crazy, like, resentful. [00:07:39.992] She's gonna miss her old hand. [00:07:41.194] She's gonna be like, you know, I used to play video games, [00:07:42.695] and I'm, like, playing video games. Like. [00:07:44.564] Or could she. Just be like, yeah. She's working. [00:07:46.999] Like, now is out there surfing.

[00:07:48.701] This little fake ass does come up here and try to snatch that shit up. [00:07:51.671] And then, you know. [00:07:53.739] I mean, that could be. [00:07:54.874] Like a cool story and all. [00:07:56.976] You gotta be like, oh, well, [00:07:57.977] damn bitchy wasn't born and it's not Maybelline, [00:08:00.046] so I ain't fucking with it cause you weren't born. [00:08:01.681] No, no, no, I'm more. I'm just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:08:04.217] That is what it's like. [00:08:05.051] Because like, the whole time you're dating or you're gonna be riding around. [00:08:07.487] That's a scrimmage. [00:08:08.421] And you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, [00:08:09.522] hey, sweetheart, you want to watch jaws tonight? [00:08:11.090] She's gonna be like, no, I don't want to watch jaws [00:08:13.259] because jaws ate my motherfucking hand. [00:08:15.461] The bastard. [00:08:16.195] And you're gonna be like, oh, well, I was just trying [00:08:18.164] to, like, come up with something interesting for us to do. This sweetheart.

[00:08:21.133] Spoon attachment for your fucking hand and get them brownies going, bitch, [00:08:24.036] because I'm watching fucking jaws, and that's all you got to do? [00:08:26.806] It'd be. Oh, it's like that. [00:08:27.974] So you tell her to get the spoon [00:08:29.275] attachment and whip up some pudding, because we're watching jaws tonight. [00:08:32.411] Bitch. [00:08:32.912] If I was messing with a handicapped chick. [00:08:35.515] No, no, no. [00:08:36.582] That's that's not handicap enough, though. [00:08:38.451] Like, if you're going to act like that, she's got to be handicapped at a point. [00:08:41.354] Like, you have to, like, pick her up and put her in the shower and. [00:08:43.956] Like, be a special man. Super, super handy. [00:08:46.192] I'm saying she has to be, like, super handicapped [00:08:47.793] before you can be that abusive. Like, that's fucked up, bro. [00:08:50.463] You're gonna be like, not bitch. [00:08:51.531] We're watching jaws. I don't give a fuck how you feel about it. [00:08:54.033] You know what I mean? Like I am, she can go into the room. [00:08:56.636] That's abusive. Oh, well, that's even worse.

[00:08:58.437] Well, you know, you could, like, take her in her wheelchair and, [00:09:00.940] like, push her into the corner and then, like, lock the wheel. [00:09:03.543] Up and, like, not let her out of the corner. [00:09:05.878] Just missing the arm. She. [00:09:06.979] Norman, she got a job. [00:09:08.281] She's normal. She's got a job. She's only got one hand. [00:09:10.883] She worked for CIA, went out of conference. [00:09:12.718] She got one arm. [00:09:13.419] That's it. [00:09:14.253] Well, then she's lying about how she lost her hand, so. [00:09:17.590] Oh, man. It was. She got. [00:09:19.392] Oh, arm. [00:09:19.792] Is it, like, elbow down or above the elbow? [00:09:22.261] Nice. It's all. Is it, is it. [00:09:23.963] Is she like. Like she like a G.I. [00:09:25.298] Joe that got the entire right arm gone. [00:09:27.133] It's like out of socket. [00:09:28.134] Everything. Yep. It's like the G.I. Joe order. [00:09:30.336] Ninja turtle, man. The muscle arm, too, you know? [00:09:32.438] I mean, he. [00:09:33.606] Has a one arm woman fetish. I can feel it. [00:09:36.342] Well, that's. Really getting off on this.

[00:09:39.011] Well, I mean, you know, just be thankful that he hasn't chopped your arm off yet. [00:09:44.050] Yeah, no, he's not going to drop. [00:09:46.319] But, like, you know, like on the reel, though, like a chick with one arm. [00:09:49.655] I don't really consider that handicap, but I guess she is handicapped because, [00:09:53.292] you know, she can't drive a stick shift or anything. [00:09:55.795] That's no arms. [00:09:58.965] That's definitely an artifact. [00:10:00.299] You know, it'd be a fucked up gift for her. [00:10:01.901] She had to eat with her gloves. [00:10:03.402] Brush your teeth with her feet. [00:10:05.237] That'd be fucked up if she brushed her teeth with her feet. [00:10:07.340] But you know what I like about that? [00:10:08.741] She's flexible as fuck. [00:10:10.343] She has to. [00:10:11.277] But she can't give you a hand job like she can blow you. [00:10:14.513] But, like, my favorite part of the blow, [00:10:16.248] though, is when they work the hand in, though, you know what I mean? [00:10:18.851] Like, I'm not into, like, thinking about it. [00:10:21.253] I'm not thinking about it, though. [00:10:22.955] I'm not in a feat.

[00:10:23.856] But if I was dating a chick with no hands, wouldn't I have to get into feet? [00:10:27.126] You have no choice. [00:10:27.927] Because she'd be like, baby, I'm gonna jerk you off my feet. [00:10:30.663] And I'd be like, can't you use your hand? [00:10:32.365] No, I guess you can't because you don't fucking have them. [00:10:36.135] Rub you, though. [00:10:39.639] She can't get around. [00:10:40.406] Imma get me a nice Thyra hug. [00:10:41.941] You go ahead. Tucker thing in between her right behind her kneecap. [00:10:44.810] See, like. [00:10:45.478] This is the kind of stuff I want to talk about on late night radio Los Angeles and. [00:10:49.782] Chicago blogging this right now, people will just be like, yeah. [00:10:52.351] No, we can't blog it because then, like, [00:10:53.819] we have to sit there and type and I know you're lazy ass [00:10:55.721] isn't going to sit there and type, but I'm not going to fucking do it. [00:10:57.990] I want to talk to a guy who fucked up woman with no arms. [00:11:01.927] That would be free to do is find the big screen projector up. [00:11:06.832] She can't fight you off. [00:11:08.000] You can just fucking push her around.

[00:11:10.236] You dumb ass. You dumb ass. [00:11:12.938] What we need is like, a 360 degree camera that we can have running at all times. [00:11:18.210] Yeah, on a drawing. [00:11:20.212] Now you're talking. [00:11:20.880] We'll get us a drone and have it a drone and have it running in the corner [00:11:24.016] the whole time. [00:11:25.317] It'll be like putting someone in handcuffs. [00:11:28.688] Not having what? [00:11:30.289] Yeah. [00:11:30.823] What if they don't have hands? [00:11:32.058] It'd be like dating someone. [00:11:33.993] And try it by putting the handcuffs on. [00:11:35.795] Oh, I see, so I could, like, I could get a chick that's a real freak [00:11:39.298] and just, like, be like, I'm in defeat, but, like, I'm not really in defeat. [00:11:44.336] It's just no good. [00:11:45.805] I just don't like feet. Like I don't mind feet like. [00:11:48.040] Don't get me wrong, I don't know, like a post from, [00:11:49.475] like, scared of Feet or something. You know what. I mean? They're nasty. [00:11:51.844] But they're not cool. [00:11:52.678] Like they're not something that turns me on. Like. [00:11:54.480] Like I hate it when I'm watching some some dominatrix porno.

[00:11:57.049] And she's like, you like my feet? And I'm like, no, I don't. [00:11:59.151] Let me change. Change the channel. [00:12:05.491] Let me find a different kind of porno to watch now. [00:12:07.927] Like I hate porno with all kinds of spit. [00:12:10.730] Like they'd be like. [00:12:14.100] They'd be spitting all over vagina shit. [00:12:16.202] Like. [00:12:16.702] Like it's like I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. [00:12:19.338] And they're like, oh, yeah, fuck the shit out of me. [00:12:20.873] And they're like, all right, hold on. [00:12:25.411] And they spit all over the vagina. [00:12:27.179] And I'm like, oh, like, that's so gross. [00:12:30.616] Like, I. Mean, it's so hot. [00:12:31.884] It's kind of hot. [00:12:32.651] But like, I mean, the the snarling, like they just spit [00:12:36.422] a big glob loogie on their hand and slap it on the verge. [00:12:40.526] I would literally rather they pulled out a fucking tuba lube [00:12:43.395] and squirt it on their hand and slapped it in there. [00:12:45.364] But the girl be like, oh my God, it was cold. [00:12:47.299] Oh my God. [00:12:48.768] It's like, well, I got the warming lube.

[00:12:50.002] It'll be warm in 12 seconds. [00:12:51.370] Let me stop this dick in there. Everything will be fine. [00:12:54.573] Yeah, man, that's too much. [00:12:59.779] Great. [00:13:00.179] That's real talk, though, man. That's real fucking talk. Like. [00:13:02.515] I mean, I just find, like, spinning more annoying and porno than I wouldn't. [00:13:06.452] Perhaps in real life. [00:13:07.319] Like, if I was banging a chick and she was, like, [00:13:09.021] spitting on my dick, I wouldn't get all, like, say, bitch, cut that shit out. [00:13:13.058] Like, you know what I mean? [00:13:13.759] Like, I might mention it later, but I'm not gonna, [00:13:15.895] like, pull my dick out of her mouth and be like, you know, [00:13:17.830] I don't appreciate the way you're spitting on my dick. [00:13:19.965] Like you're pissed off at it or something. [00:13:22.368] She has a dry mouth. [00:13:23.369] What the fuck is she supposed to do. Drink some Pepsi? [00:13:26.272] Like I know this chick best dick sucker. [00:13:28.140] I know she she gets herself. [00:13:29.809] She gets itself a little Pepsi.

[00:13:31.243] She has a couple gloves of the Pepsi, and then she sucks a dick for a while. [00:13:34.814] It's fucking great. [00:13:37.116] Awesome. [00:13:38.284] What, do you want her to suck it dry? Shit. [00:13:40.452] You got it. [00:13:40.753] No. Hell, no. [00:13:41.654] She got some proper moisture going on. I can dig it. [00:13:44.523] You spit down on it while she's down there? [00:13:47.393] No. Not typically. I'm not that. [00:13:49.261] I'm not like that. I'm not that into spit like. [00:13:51.330] Like I said, it's sort of like anal sex. [00:13:53.165] Like I'm not going to get mad at you if you do it, but I'm not gonna, like, [00:13:56.202] tell you to do it or request it to be like, spin off my dick [00:13:59.371] and stick it in your ass. [00:14:00.439] But if you spit on my dick and stick it in your ass and be like, [00:14:03.008] say girl, you need to chill out with all that spitting and anal sex, well. [00:14:07.780] It's hard. [00:14:10.216] It's certainly wasn't me. [00:14:12.318] Y'all need to stop that shit. [00:14:13.719] This is a professional radio show. [00:14:15.120] It doesn't matter if people are and ass or not.

[00:14:17.556] Yeah, but smells really bad. It might be some feet. [00:14:20.125] Smell shit all night. I see you're. Feeding it. [00:14:22.528] Sounds like y'all need to, like, take that couch. [00:14:24.964] I mean. [00:14:25.431] Sounds like y'all need to take that couch and clean it. Or at least look behind it. [00:14:28.367] Make sure no fucking baby shit in there, because I know you have them kids. [00:14:31.737] You got some kids up here the other day, [00:14:33.405] y'all over there sitting on that couch smelling ass. [00:14:35.541] I don't smell ass in this motherfucker. [00:14:37.843] This motherfucker over here, the one huffing everything [00:14:40.412] and anything I don't even know. [00:14:41.714] Well, you know, she's real sensitive with the way her nostrils be. [00:14:44.250] She was smelling some duty, really. [00:14:46.719] Huffing shit. [00:14:48.754] Like.. Be smelling. Shit cans. [00:14:52.958] What? [00:14:54.260] Whatever. [00:14:57.263] This is a good tune. [00:14:58.297] Rap. Andrew. [00:15:01.033] I don't rap on call. [00:15:02.835] You know, hit on rap on. [00:15:04.870] Cos I raps a lot. [00:15:05.871] Unravel cause you're. [00:15:07.006] Not on demand.

Spot [00:15:10.209] to rap on demand. [00:15:18.450] God's going on there. [00:15:20.352] I get a little mix on trying to find a little [00:15:22.454] something to rap upon. [00:15:26.592] Mason, you have the hardest radio voice that [00:15:31.931] that's not comfortable. [00:15:34.900] Yes, I like to spit. [00:15:38.404] I like to rap. [00:15:39.605] I don't like spit on my dick, but I'll adapt. [00:15:42.374] It's all good. Chill out. [00:15:44.376] I mean, I appreciate it during oral will get me wrong, but I don't want it. [00:15:48.681] Their employer all type of things getting strong inside. [00:15:51.250] Like I want to hit the bomb. [00:15:52.551] I'm going outside looking for something strong. [00:15:55.020] It's the way it smells and the way it bells. [00:15:57.690] And the way things go off the top I swell, I excel like a. [00:16:02.061] Dope as fuck. [00:16:02.895] Oh, oh well, where the fuck is the well I got bodies in the bottom [00:16:07.132] like The Hateful Eight. [00:16:08.334] It's like good and shit. [00:16:09.635] And I got great full weight in the. [00:16:11.403] I need to find that, I need to move this for that.

[00:16:13.672] I need to come back around and fuck with the ways of rap. [00:16:16.475] It's another thing. [00:16:17.609] It's another type of clap. [00:16:19.111] It's another way. It's another wing to bat. [00:16:21.380] It's just another thing in the air, another swing to crack. [00:16:24.216] It's just another thing I'm knocking in the air. [00:16:26.618] Just back and forth. [00:16:28.020] Like I'm at the ping pong table chillin. [00:16:30.622] I'm back in it, I'm losing it. [00:16:32.124] I'm raking in the leaves and I'm shaking it. [00:16:35.160] Baking it. [00:16:35.894] All of this shit up here with some bacon and cheese on top of this chicken. [00:16:39.965] And I need to just squeeze the whole thing [00:16:41.967] tighter because it's too fat for my mouth. [00:16:43.802] But I'm gonna take the spider. [00:16:45.204] I'm so fucking hungry, I need to pass the light. [00:16:47.740] But, no one is standing. [00:16:49.174] I'm just back and forth with the plan. [00:16:50.776] And I didn't understand the way things going. [00:16:52.811] And I'm cramming knowledge inside of my brain. [00:16:55.214] And I'm standing back and forth and then understanding with my plan.

[00:16:58.283] And I got a whole thing going on inside this bag. [00:17:00.886] And when need to move that shit and get back and forth with this dragon. [00:17:04.289] And where the fuck is the fire? [00:17:06.258] It don't really matter. It's coming out of my mouth and I got no light. [00:17:08.994] It's understood. [00:17:09.995] And then it's the way it's passing, dude catching the ball. [00:17:12.898] And then I'm chillin, relaxing just the back and forth when I'm passing [00:17:16.402] and asking like, how the fuck are we going to get this done with this action? [00:17:19.571] Just to Madden 2016, it don't really matter 2018 2020, [00:17:24.209] but a whole side [00:17:26.045] back in fourth with the leader are inside a whole fucking crew to fighter. [00:17:30.482] You want to come back and forth. [00:17:32.017] I got the sexy radio voice and I'll exhaust anybody riding slow [00:17:36.221] while I'm out here. [00:17:36.889] And I could just cost more money than you've ever seen. [00:17:40.726] Baddest motherfucker of disruption, yo, spleen insane all the way. [00:17:44.997] And I mean gonna shine my car up. [00:17:47.533] Let it just gleam. [00:17:51.537] So raps a lot.

[00:17:52.638] Chillin I don't rap on call. [00:17:55.207] It's not like this I don't brawl I don't step up like this. [00:17:58.877] When I will draw slowly explain my reminiscent, [00:18:03.215] insane rhyme flow of the deranged [00:18:06.285] one that has lost his brains. [00:18:10.489] I didn't think it was my turn. [00:18:11.857] It should be over by now. Song is ending. [00:18:15.394] Fuck that. Keep going. [00:18:17.196] This is fresh. [00:18:18.964] Fresh. [00:18:23.368] This is some shit. [00:18:24.736] Joey. Song. [00:18:25.404] Joey. [00:18:25.737] Unit. [00:18:31.410] This water. [00:18:32.244] All right? If you want. So wrapped. [00:18:34.246] Up in the day eating fried chicken sitting here. [00:18:37.983] What's it gonna be today? [00:18:39.718] My man was rapping about, what do you say, burger? [00:18:42.688] Begging on chicken? [00:18:43.856] I don't even know. [00:18:44.923] Usually it's fucking bacon. [00:18:46.558] Cheeseburger. Smile. Fuckers. [00:18:48.160] Be talking bout like cheeseburger. Eddie. [00:18:50.863] Got the cheese? Got it. [00:18:54.566] God damn, that was a good ass baby. [00:18:56.034] I lost a reference. [00:18:58.570] You want some.

[00:18:59.605] Cheeseburgers right now? [00:19:02.207] Hey. Man, y'all want some cheeseburgers? [00:19:05.611] The cheese. The best. [00:19:07.112] What are you saying? [00:19:07.679] I got the goddamn. I got the that he ate up. [00:19:11.016] So, back of the pack. [00:19:11.950] Back at it, back at him. Touching. [00:19:15.420] Y'all want some cheeseburgers? [00:19:17.489] Yeah. Was a cheeseburger. Simple. [00:19:19.925] You're hungry cause I'm fucking starving. [00:19:22.094] Just add up noodles to fucking beef flavor. [00:19:25.497] Not my favorite. [00:19:27.166] More like a chicken, man. Yes. [00:19:29.034] You know how to substitute with the. [00:19:31.803] Because that's all I had on the shelf. [00:19:34.540] That was the only thing there. [00:19:36.575] I ate all the dry cereal. [00:19:38.677] Already know more chips and no more cracker. [00:19:42.681] No frozen pieces in the freezer. [00:19:45.050] Now, what am I gonna do? [00:19:47.052] I won't have to go to the store to morrow when I get home. [00:19:51.290] It's probably gonna be 9 p.m., but what are you gonna do [00:19:54.793] with the slide riding? [00:19:56.361] Get some frozen pizza. [00:19:57.996] It's a blizzard.

Drinks? [00:19:59.898] Yes, and some chasers. [00:20:01.400] And I'll be sitting out here on the couch. [00:20:04.203] Make one quick drink, then I'll be passed out. [00:20:08.440] Oh, man. [00:20:10.642] Sleeping for an hour, then right back to work. [00:20:13.478] Driving cross country to fucking work. [00:20:16.848] I wish I had close to drive. [00:20:19.618] I have to drive across the bridge. [00:20:21.420] It'd be easy if I didn't have to drive 90 miles one way. [00:20:26.592] Not waking up four hours early. [00:20:29.394] 90 hour day. [00:20:31.096] How I got the time. Can't you know, Grace. [00:20:34.233] I'm not gonna do. [00:20:38.437] Tell em. [00:20:39.605] Tell em. [00:20:40.973] My mom told me. [00:20:43.141] Oh. I lost this shit all. [00:20:46.445] Where she say that? What? [00:20:47.980] You said the Bible told me. [00:20:50.582] She said all. I want you to do better in school. [00:20:53.118] He's okay. [00:20:54.319] I want more. Ace. [00:20:55.153] He said, can [00:20:57.656] get him. For. [00:21:01.593] Over eight. [00:21:02.594] Got him, got him. DAB on it. [00:21:04.596] Got him. [00:21:06.798] All right. [00:21:12.070] Mix the mix of what?

[00:21:13.572] Rap a lot. [00:21:14.740] Was that a competition? [00:21:15.807] Do I got a judge that. No. [00:21:17.776] You got you. [00:21:18.944] You gotta use your mic if you're gonna talk to her. You. [00:21:21.880] I don't feel beat. Spit something. [00:21:23.982] I can't do it. I just don't matter. [00:21:25.517] I can't even know. [00:21:27.052] You're really good at it. [00:21:28.053] You're so fucking good at it. [00:21:30.255] Half the battle is actually doing it, and you definitely do it. [00:21:33.091] You unit. [00:21:34.192] Dude, you both like rap. [00:21:37.496] Go represent a cargo man. [00:21:40.699] Pirate. [00:21:43.235] You couldn't see it, but I [00:21:44.136] would have to give it to Mason just because of the way he. [00:21:47.239] Could definitely rap better. [00:21:48.473] Than he was in the microphone. [00:21:51.009] My fucking was. [00:21:51.843] Get it quick. [00:21:52.477] Back and forth, pop, pop like a snake. [00:21:55.380] You know, I try to do things. [00:21:58.116] Like this. [00:22:00.886] Like you're giving the mega blowjob. [00:22:04.256] I make the mic feel good. [00:22:06.291] Yeah, I get up on that shit.

[00:22:09.094] I spit on the mic and he loves it. [00:22:11.063] Microphone be like, spit on me, baby. [00:22:13.231] And I'm like, I you like that? It's tight. [00:22:16.535] How the fuck we down tonight. [00:22:18.003] Like get up on this just right. [00:22:20.472] Gonna ride so slight the inside. [00:22:23.475] Just tip this little just a bit. [00:22:26.378] How you like this? [00:22:27.412] Just gonna drip all down my balls and shit. [00:22:30.449] How's it going? [00:22:31.483] Just riding. [00:22:32.451] How the fuck you out here? [00:22:33.618] Sliding, slipping, sliding, gliding. [00:22:36.488] Got the electric glide inside and, yeah, it's all the way we go. [00:22:40.392] Get down. Let it flow. Got the whole thing. [00:22:43.328] If I to blow inside, outside. [00:22:46.431] No door. [00:22:47.432] Keep it open. [00:22:48.367] It's all good, man. [00:22:49.334] We just frozen. [00:22:50.335] Floating down the road and out here exposing my allergies. [00:22:54.439] Can floating. Yeah. [00:22:56.541] Come floating. [00:22:57.743] Yeah. Come floating. Yeah. [00:23:00.445] Come floating. [00:23:01.780] Floating about in love me to tell you that sir.

[00:23:04.716] We who don't like to these big one small ones left was right. [00:23:08.286] But it was there that was like total recall. [00:23:12.124] Three, two chicks. [00:23:13.058] That's just to give me to the recall. What you know about that? [00:23:16.027] Just crazy ass baby was leaving real well. [00:23:18.530] What life be like most. [00:23:20.165] No one knows that the shoot up and the dog in the spaceship. [00:23:23.235] Check it out, make a left turn, [00:23:25.270] take care of her, taking care of her and take pictures and hit me back yards. [00:23:29.074] Let me see what it's like. [00:23:30.275] Cause I ain't going cause. Sergio, dip. [00:23:32.277] Check that out right there. [00:23:34.079] Sergio dip is about to say that's two peas down. [00:23:36.982] Y'all get it correct. [00:23:38.216] Don't fuck me. [00:23:38.950] It was all capitalized. [00:23:40.452] I don't know if that was misspelled, man. [00:23:43.155] I just telling you, I guess they take it [00:23:45.490] real big for the old people that can read the TV. [00:23:48.193] Thank God is doing in like the controller that got the big ass fucking numbers [00:23:52.297] and the letters on the.

[00:23:53.732] You can see when you look at that cause I got. [00:23:56.334] If you're looking for 1009 and he hit 1007, what you gonna do? [00:24:00.005] You ain't gonna know what happened in now. [00:24:02.274] We'll look forward to The Price is Right. [00:24:04.075] Your next thing you know, you watch the jeopardy and you don't mess up. [00:24:07.112] You tryin to watch the news and now you ain't can't find what you looking at? [00:24:10.482] Yes, sir. [00:24:11.016] Now we with the going to be. [00:24:12.551] I just said the same word 17 times. [00:24:15.120] And y'all just like, go back out there. [00:24:17.022] He just repeat them self. [00:24:18.557] I think he did and he knows it. [00:24:20.892] But you're listening. [00:24:22.060] Sorry about the bad luck turns on on. [00:24:24.196] That's better than me rapping. [00:24:25.764] Yeah because I do not do this. [00:24:27.299] This is not how I make my honor a year. [00:24:30.168] Yes yes yes yes. Yes yes. [00:24:37.042] Hey. Ladies and gentlemen, [00:24:44.850] ladies and gentlemen, [00:24:48.920] ladies and gentlemen. [00:24:52.057] It just doesn't stop the whole thing. [00:24:55.861] Things keep moving, things keep rocking.

[00:24:58.396] I know you like it. Who couldn't like it? [00:25:01.766] I mean, God damn, it's like this one big show. [00:25:05.403] It just keeps rolling. [00:25:06.605] It just goes and goes inside a, you know, rhyme [00:25:11.142] stuff and a. [00:25:16.014] Yeah, yeah, [00:25:18.884] destructive. Yo. [00:25:20.285] On the third and seven. [00:25:22.220] Let me explain this shit. [00:25:23.889] When it's clever cleverness, I mean clever, I mean writing so slow. [00:25:28.994] Like I'm leaving things inside my car. [00:25:31.897] I'm trying to roll this joint, but, it's all good, man. [00:25:34.933] Let me get to the point. [00:25:36.101] I get the whole thing exploded. [00:25:38.003] It's about to exploit. [00:25:39.204] I mean, exploit, I mean extort, I mean extort. [00:25:42.941] How the fuck we, like gonna roll around with this pork on top of my beef? [00:25:46.645] It's all good. [00:25:47.379] I need some cheese. [00:25:48.580] Pass the pickles, the lettuce and tomato. [00:25:51.016] Hold the mayo. [00:25:52.083] I don't want that shit. Say no. [00:25:54.553] It's all good. Pass it back and forth.

[00:25:57.222] But you ain't getting this burger unless I slice it in half at the start. [00:26:01.693] So if you want some, you better say that [00:26:03.929] when it comes to the table, I ain't that fucking unable to share. [00:26:08.400] But I will not share if you do not care. [00:26:10.936] And I do not extend, I mean extrapolate the things going on inside of your head. [00:26:16.241] This is our second day. [00:26:17.842] What's going on inside of the world? [00:26:20.045] Strange things that I observe. [00:26:22.080] Strange things I am word melting inside of my head. [00:26:25.850] It's just all good. [00:26:27.152] And I am riding on the sled. [00:26:28.920] It's a made of lead. [00:26:30.422] It's a 1950 mercury with a chop top. [00:26:33.158] I'd be riding slowly while I get lopped off, fighting through the air. [00:26:37.162] I'm losing my hair. [00:26:38.263] But, I'm actually not. I'm doing pretty good. [00:26:40.699] How the fuck in the world and the things that I should explain. [00:26:44.703] Understanding, passing it. [00:26:46.204] Should these worlds be colliding right now I don't understand. [00:26:50.809] I am sliding right now down the hill.

[00:26:53.078] I am gliding and losing my mind. [00:26:55.880] How the fuck is this shit? [00:26:57.382] I am finding it is all good. [00:26:59.818] As I go through the old home, I find things buried under stone. [00:27:03.955] It's just exposed exposure. [00:27:07.659] I'm looking for your exodus. [00:27:09.561] Hosiery inside of my laundry. [00:27:11.563] I need to get going with thee. [00:27:13.732] I'm throwing it out because it's looking strange. [00:27:16.901] It's got a whole tone in the center. [00:27:18.637] You understand what I mean? And things are gone. [00:27:21.072] I am a sinner. [00:27:22.007] Understand the way things are going. [00:27:23.808] When I will bend. [00:27:25.910] It's understandable. [00:27:27.245] But I lost a number, and I don't plan to call her, so it's all good, man. [00:27:31.650] You should just go back and bone a marijuana passed around in the sauna. [00:27:36.921] Understandable. Can I come home? [00:27:39.858] I don't understand, I moved back in the basement. [00:27:42.527] It's all good and shit. [00:27:43.662] And I'm looking for a replacement home in the future. [00:27:46.431] But I'll build it myself. I need no address.

[00:27:49.034] So the DEA [00:27:49.834] won't come looking for wealth of people that I ain't never met in my life. [00:27:53.938] They come to my house looking for Christian Phillips or her wife. [00:27:58.043] Something strange in your life when people show up at 245 [00:28:02.047] at night with the automatic weapons, looking for people that you don't know. [00:28:06.217] Where is April? She ain't home. [00:28:08.687] I ain't seen her. She ain't been here in a decade. [00:28:11.556] You stupid DEA bastards. [00:28:13.391] Go back to where you came from. [00:28:15.160] But you know people need to waste. [00:28:17.128] That's the beauty. That's the beauty. Let me slow it down. [00:28:19.330] Let me slow it down and explain it for y'all. [00:28:20.765] That's the beauty of the world that we live in today. [00:28:22.767] See, I buy a house in 2010. [00:28:25.970] Motherfucking bitch lived there in 2008 or before. [00:28:29.941] And the DEA shows up in 2016 [00:28:32.811] looking for this motherfucker like I at 2:00 in the morning on a Tuesday. [00:28:36.648] That is our tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. [00:28:39.517] Can't check the records.

[00:28:40.852] Can't talk to the local police who already know that Abraham live here. [00:28:44.689] Because I tell you something, April, [00:28:47.258] they've been looking for April for about 5 or 6 years now. [00:28:50.261] They ain't gonna find April. [00:28:51.262] She's obviously really good at being on the lam doing. [00:28:53.498] She she and she in a tent. [00:28:55.166] The bitch should write a book. [00:28:56.968] Like she up in a tree. [00:28:58.136] She and she and. [00:28:59.437] She's in a tree stand somewhere in Alabama. [00:29:01.673] Fake deer hunt. Yeah. [00:29:03.074] That's it. Deer hunting. Fake deer. [00:29:04.709] Right out here in summer. Doctor something, you know. [00:29:06.377] Oh, you know, she's local. You know, she's local. [00:29:08.780] I can track her ass down better than the police can do it. [00:29:11.983] It's just ridiculous. [00:29:14.119] Police don't really have a motivation. [00:29:15.653] No, to track her down. [00:29:17.222] They just don't keep showing up. [00:29:19.324] It was April. [00:29:20.325] April's division used to live in my house before I bought it.

[00:29:23.061] And she's just one of the people that the cops came looking for, like, [00:29:26.931] every 3 or 4 months while I lived there for like, seven years or so. [00:29:30.101] And, like, then the DEA came one night at like 230 [00:29:33.271] in the morning on a Tuesday, and we're like looking for like 14 deep. [00:29:37.542] They surrounded the house. They had the automatic weapons. [00:29:39.711] It was pretty cool. [00:29:40.678] But it wasn't, you know, like, fortunately they didn't have a warrant. [00:29:45.617] It was a gangster. [00:29:47.252] April's a cunt. [00:29:48.453] A gangster bitch. [00:29:49.854] April goes to like, [00:29:52.190] the doctor's office and the hospital, and, like, [00:29:55.093] I get the bills showing up at my house. [00:29:58.163] April gets arrested [00:29:59.531] and, like, gets out on her own reconnaissance and gives my address. [00:30:03.535] Would you still fuck April? [00:30:05.303] No, not at all. Look good. [00:30:07.071] I have never seen April. I have no idea what she looks like. [00:30:09.841] But if I met April, I very well might hurt her very badly. [00:30:14.045] Because, like.

[00:30:15.113] I mean, you know, it's kind of annoying to always be worried. [00:30:20.151] Them to leave if they show up looking for this chicken. [00:30:22.153] You're like six, George. [00:30:23.321] Ten. You got three in your ear [00:30:24.923] and you're smoking one, and then you just open the door. [00:30:27.725] Can you looking for April? Nope. [00:30:29.394] Can you just close the door? [00:30:30.595] Lock that bitch like it's like I'm not. [00:30:32.497] I think I could get away with that to a degree, [00:30:35.600] but, like, I don't think it would go over well in the long run. [00:30:38.837] You know, like when the DEA came and I cussed him up and down, [00:30:41.639] I finally let him in and show him around, you know, like, here, look, see, [00:30:45.810] April's not here. [00:30:46.778] Like I fucking told you assholes that don't come back. [00:30:51.583] But that's part of why I'm signing a contract. [00:30:54.519] And my house sold pretty much closing in about a week. [00:30:58.456] So about a week and a half. [00:30:59.791] Somebody else is going to get. [00:31:01.526] That's right about where this. Bitch is.

[00:31:03.761] Somebody else is going to have the cops or the DEA or whoever [00:31:06.898] show up and say, do you know if Daniel Cook here like they used to come? [00:31:10.301] Like when I first got into joint, they came for Christian Phillips, right? [00:31:12.604] So I opened the door. [00:31:13.471] Motherfucker puffed up. [00:31:14.606] You Christian Phillips? No. [00:31:17.375] Oh. Where is he? Here. No, he's not here. [00:31:19.310] I just bought the house, like, six months ago. [00:31:21.246] It's funny, because the story goes, it's like. [00:31:23.314] No, I just bought the house, like, a year ago. [00:31:25.116] No, I just bought the house, like, a year and a half ago. No. [00:31:27.452] Bad neighborhood. [00:31:28.453] It wasn't even that bad of a neighborhood. [00:31:30.088] It's not a great neighborhood, but it ain't the worst neighborhood. [00:31:32.156] It's like, you know. [00:31:33.691] Sounds like everybody there gets looked for by the law. [00:31:36.527] Sounds like a bad fucking neighborhood. [00:31:37.929] No, no, my house was. Like, first name person. [00:31:40.665] Yeah. [00:31:40.832] They came looking for three different people over seven years.

[00:31:43.635] Nobody coming up there just for the giggles. [00:31:45.403] I mean, looking for someone up here? [00:31:48.006] Yeah. [00:31:48.339] The cops weren't in every house looking for different people on a regular basis. [00:31:51.609] They came to my house and bugged me because I bought a cheap ass house. [00:31:56.281] There was yours. [00:31:57.382] Was the trap house. [00:31:58.683] That very well was some sort of drug house. [00:32:01.953] There was a lot of activity there. [00:32:03.888] The cool word is trap. [00:32:05.723] Well, that's like it depends on where you're from. [00:32:08.393] But that's the trap. [00:32:09.494] You know, it might have been a trap, but it wasn't. [00:32:11.696] It was like a trap house. [00:32:12.630] I feel like infers that you're like [00:32:14.899] in like a place where you literally have no other option. [00:32:18.536] Like you can't leave your block, [00:32:20.605] your block has a trap house, and you can run it if you want. [00:32:23.641] And so you do. [00:32:24.976] And then one day you get a car and you drive to the mall [00:32:27.412] and you buy some Jordans, you know what I mean?

[00:32:29.080] And that's like what happens there. [00:32:31.115] But like, I don't I don't think that all places that are drug houses are the same [00:32:35.653] as like a trap house, you know, because like a trap house, I feel like. [00:32:39.891] It's a drug house. It's a crack house. [00:32:41.759] I feel like you. [00:32:42.460] Could you come in there and you use there at a trap house? [00:32:45.496] Like I feel like a trap house. We're providing more of a service. [00:32:47.632] Sort of like Nino in the corridor. [00:32:49.167] Like you come in and we'll sell you your drugs, and then you could show here [00:32:52.203] and use the drugs and you can leave whatever, because it's a trap house. [00:32:55.640] Like, not a big deal. I. Think [00:32:58.643] like, because if we let [00:32:59.410] you stay for a while, you'll probably buy more drugs and continue to use. [00:33:02.447] And Andrew's house is a trap house. [00:33:04.282] No, Andrew's house is no trap house. [00:33:07.018] My God, just because, like you couldn't see the two foot [00:33:10.154] pavers in the yard, doesn't mean it's a trap house. [00:33:13.391] And landscape.

[00:33:14.926] Yeah, it's a poorly landscaped and poorly planned guy. [00:33:19.030] I can't wait to eat at home, a cell phone, flashlights ain't got damn fine. [00:33:22.533] That's that's rough. He's. [00:33:23.568] I've seen him do the lawn mowing like that, but not weed. [00:33:27.038] Eating up till nine all summer long. [00:33:29.540] What's that? [00:33:30.174] Summer. It's not summer, Felicia. Second. [00:33:33.478] It's an unfortunate fall time. [00:33:35.680] Like it's definitely fall. [00:33:39.283] Which is unfortunate. [00:33:40.551] Leaves on the ground. [00:33:41.652] Oh, yeah. [00:33:42.353] The leaves are falling on my car as I. [00:33:44.155] Work, I did. [00:33:45.790] I ain't fuck with y'all. [00:33:46.591] Know I gotta get my car running. [00:33:48.192] So I can drive that fucker away [00:33:49.527] from all the acorns that are falling on it right now. [00:33:52.063] Fucking hate the acorns. [00:33:53.498] They'd be killing my shit. [00:33:56.334] Well, ladies and gentlemen, [00:33:58.136] at that note, I think I'm going to go ahead [00:33:59.737] and call this episode of the Mason French Show. [00:34:02.040] Finito. [00:34:03.007] Thank you for listening.

[00:34:04.042] This is definitely the 21st episode. [00:34:06.444] I believe in a mason, a French show, and we'll be getting there. Done. [00:34:09.080] So thank you for listening. [00:34:11.215] And Amy and you unit, we appreciate your time on the air. [00:34:15.286] What to do, what to do. [00:34:17.088] Alrighty, if you're still listening by now, [00:34:19.457] you are definitely a friend for the Mason and Friend show, [00:34:23.161] and we very much appreciate your friendship. [00:34:27.098] Thank you so much for listening.