e1059. The Mason and Friends Show #1059: Cyclists, Bad Dog Owners & The Power of Colt 45
Episode 1059 · September 1st, 2026 · 1 hr 6 mins
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Episode 1059 of The Mason and Friends Show is another uncensored trip down the rabbit hole with Mason, Ju Unit and Mike — where one story somehow turns into ten and absolutely nothing stays on track.
This week, the crew kicks things off with a new studio setup before Mason unleashes on one of his greatest enemies: cyclists taking over country roads. Are bicycles entitled to the road, or should spandex warriors be restricted to bike lanes and 25 MPH neighborhoods? Things escalate quickly.
From there, the conversation gets even stranger.
The guys revisit classic Colt 45 and St. Ides malt liquor commercials, including Billy Dee Williams' legendary "works every time" advertising and the absolutely insane era when rappers were selling malt liquor on TV. They also remember sneaking their first tastes of beer, liquor and black coffee as kids — and immediately wondering why adults willingly drank any of it.
Then comes the smell nobody wants: Mike's encounter with a porta-potty cleaning operation and the dreaded "duty mist." Somehow, that leads to burning research monkeys, getting smuggled onto job sites without a badge, hiding in a car trunk for work, and more questionable employment stories.
Mike also explains exactly why he does NOT want another dog, triggering a full debate about dogs in the house, pets on furniture, cats walking across kitchen counters, irresponsible pet ownership, Cane Corsos, piranhas and the enormous responsibility that comes with owning an animal.
It's exactly what you've come to expect from the rickety ship: ridiculous stories, arguments, nostalgia, questionable opinions and three friends finding the funny side of life.
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Topics: Cyclists on public roads, bike lanes, road rage, Fast & Furious, pet ownership, dogs in the house, Cane Corso, cats, porta potties, crazy work stories, Colt 45, Billy Dee Williams, St. Ides, Ice Cube, malt liquor commercials, 80s and 90s nostalgia, drinking stories, comedy podcast, uncensored podcast.
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